Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, the door's locked and...

So, are you gonna go and get it?

I don't really want to go back to that place or have anything to do with him.

She won't know anyone except me.

Squash rackets are not a normal form of remuneration.

Jeremy, that is so you.

Just a jumper Russell got for me.

'one of the few girls in my year to notice me and yet still not mock.

And now I don't know what to do, cos on the one hand...

So this is your flat?

marketing development group, me and Alan and Lisa and Jeff.

What do you mean, that is so me?

CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT

I mean, where did you even meet him?

Ah, now listen, before I forget,

Actually Russell had to go off to Norway this morning, so I'm just here. Is that all right, Dad?

'One that I'll never ever tell anyone because of my deep and burning shame.'

is not nothing. You should try cleaning one of those mothers.

None of the party powder either.

'There are lions. There are lions everywhere!

Yeah, the flat. That sounds lovely.

he's a creative, I'm a creative.

It's so... romantic.

- No, why? - Because I'm a dirty dog, all right.

'Why shouldn't I have some mild flirtation, a snog even, or more? '

OK, well, great chatting to you, Sally.

And what's it like when you're in the middle?

'Obviously! Of course! Why didn't I just buy an anvil and smash my face onto it?

'Never mind. Only a few hand shandies between me and a home studio.'

I thought you might get a kick out of them.

So will you ask him now?

Here they all are, my tormentors.

I hoover sometimes cos I bought my flat and that

Why should I have to bloody get it?

Well, the vast majority, but there were some crumbs of comfort -

Cheer up, Mark. Least now you've got a funny story to tell people.

'The final humiliation.'

Oh, I get it. You're just another dirty dog like everyone else.