Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"How about tomorrow? I could drop round to your flat about three?"

'So, as it stands, I'm failing to find work as a prostitute.

'What's bothering him? He's thinking about something.

It's, you know, it's fine.

Oh, I fucking hate this track. It's brilliant. Come on, saucepot.

And you've been as low as it's possible to get.

I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet,

Remember no-one's ever actually finished it. Bye.

The normallows, the Norman forces, our oppressors.

Yes, I guess this is a pretty funny story.

Of course I'm bloody not, I'm cleaning, you arsehole.

It's not nothing. Making smoothies from a smoothie maker

No. I don't particularly want to go to that place right now, if I'm honest.

I'll just say I'm working here, cleaning.

"You need to check your address?"

Pretended I was Thatcher and he was Heseltine and that I needed ousting.

Oh, well, I thought you knew. Well, you do now, so...

No, but the thing is, I really like you too

That's Faizel Butt.

Yeah, but I thought it might be nice to go and, you know,

and he said it was a friendly crowd and come down. So, I thought, yeah.

'I think that's a compliment, but women just don't seem to want to hear it.

Case closed, Columbo.

'Great. Thanks, Jeremy(!)'

(Sally) It's not funny, Foz. For fuck's sake, stop!

'Course I did. How do you think I got these trainers?

I am not a dirty dog, but I do need you to come as my... sheath.

There's loads needs doing before he comes back, but I just feel a bit dirty, you know.

I listen to the set text on my iPod when I'm hoovering.

Hitchhiker's Guide. It's the same copy we read from at Sutton Hoo.

Uh-huh, I suppose so.