Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?

'Oh, great night at the pub this is(!) Laura's caught in Super Hans' tractor beam,

At school? You got taught the wrong way to rub one out and you tried it for two hours.

Right, well, this I have got to see.

'Maybe I should start taping my phone calls.

Well, you're becoming a pain in the arse. How do you like that?

and I've had to do loads of spreadsheets.

'What am I doing? This isn't me, I can't have an affair.

- Where? Who with? - Just to a nightclub.

So, listen, a weird question. I'm not sure if you're looking for work or what,

- a recent clean Aids certificate? - Yes.

So, Jez, do you think it would be all right if I...

'signing on, every bloody week.'

which proves I'm not a paedo.

Oh, yeah? What about this? Is that real enough for you?

I hope Nancy gets here soon, this is gonna be perfect.

I never knew you were into stuff like this.

You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?

It's just he did expect me to...

'Still nothing from Sophie. Probably busy boning Jeff in Frankfurt.

All right, all right, all right. Here he comes... Whey!

I've never had to pay for it before

'That doesn't feel good. Still, got his house keys.

and from my job as an executive I had plenty of cash leftover to buy a hoover.

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me

Yep, see you there... here, then.

- Sally! - 'I've definitely hit a new low.'