Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, I know. - Well, why didn't you say?
God, you look great!
See how much money you earned this week.
'Jesus! Come on, throw me a bone! '
'Home studio slipping away! '
It's the perfect way to start our affair.
What's that?
You're disgusting!
Who's that? 'Is Russell back?
I could invite Nancy. Yeah, brilliant excuse to see her.
Look, I'm sorry, Sally, I just don't know if I can do this.
Riiiiight. Nice
No, I haven't. It's not...
Hello, sexy.
Sorry, I didn't think.
'There she is - lovely Sally Slater.
Fuck that, I love you and I want to have sex with you.
Oh, man, my job is the nuts!
No, we need to call the warder.
and she said, "Mark, let's do it," what would you say?
Either that or I'm an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo.
Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?
'Anything that doesn't mention I masturbate over her memory is probably good.
- Hi, honey, I'm home. - And good luck with Midnight's Children.
About us.
I haven't had a proper drink for six years.
No, Jeremy!
The safari park with that dickhead Foz?! Have you gone mental?
'Nothing dodgy about this, just going for a swim in my trunks.
Cos I can tell you right now I'm not burgling any Democrats.
'Wow, he didn't hit me. Bit disappointing.
The Snooker Club that used to be a public toilet?
Cos I'm in hell.
- I am getting married to you, OK? - Yes, sure.