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"Ooh, posh!
I helped him out.
Let me have a go on the old gear stick. I'll take it up to fourth.
'Lured them all to the safari park like a Bond villain, but what's the aim?
(Foz) Whey!
- Give that back! - Oops! Butter fingers!
- Stop the car, Foz, it's Mark's wallet! - All right!
'Or is that grizzly bears?
That's just the normal ringing noise. That's normal.
And Gub Club, are they like your butler?
But I like it! It's like going to a strip joint with the Pope!
I got it signed by Douglas Adams when he came to the big WH Smith's.
There's gotta be a catch. You're gonna be his drugs mule.
'Great call. Friendly but flirty, didn't overstep the mark.
'Christ! What do you do to avoid lion attack?
Oh, this is lovely. Thank you.
What the fuck are you doing here? Are you screwing Wankerthon's mate?
'She made some friends pretty fucking quick! '
He bought you a jumper?! What else has he bought you?
So, Soph, do you fancy coming along to my school reunion on Saturday?
We hang out, we fuck around on the PlayStation,
'I can't swim in a three-piece suit. So screw you, cynics! '
Oh, I just... really appreciate the male form.
Mark, come on, what the hell's going on?
Well, that sounds amazing!
'Most of my rivals from school have probably perished in Blair's oil wars.'
'It's worked! All my references to how much above
'to the brutal rhythm of the oompah band.
but now they're all coming out... What a lot of feelings!
Sophie has not called me once yet,
Hey, Jez! Great idea. This is so much fun.
and I don't think I wanna pay for it with you.
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Yeah?