Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Kerry's being all lovely to Mike about his mum's thyroid thing.

'My favourite cheeses are Cheddar and Red Leicester.'

We formed a sub-strata, a secret society

'I've got no way out. Stuck with a newbie - Mr Fucking Shirt.

Oh, hi, Jez. Nancy.

I need a drink.

He doesn't have anyone to play with, and two people can't share one bloody racket.

I thought you were just a man in a shirt, sitting on a chair.

'I can't invite her round here.

Er, Sally, look, I'm really not sure I...

- (Jez) Foz? - (Foz) Where's Sally?

'At least he's going. Don't need a witness to this fiasco.'

The Dreyfus Affair or more like the Watergate Affair?

and he's paying me 500 quid a week in advance, in cash.

where you borrowed my Hitchhiker's Guide and we both read it out in funny voices?

Right, OK, the thing is, er, the thing...

- Foz and I are married now. - Oh, right. Great.

'This is the kind of job I deserve. I've paid my dues, all those years

I'm concerned about this arrangement.

I can't hide. I'm not a good hider.

I think I mentioned I'll be heading off late Saturday night.

sort of borrowed Russell's house?

'I should speak to her, but what the hell can I say?

'Just move on from the paedo area entirely! '

Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

It's just, I don't really want to do it.

'No, Mark, that's how they got Nixon! '

All right, look I've been invited

It's cool. It's retro.

Are you wanking over her?

Oh, my God, he never!

It's an ironical day out.

so there is actually a perfectly valid excuse

'He never normally thinks about things.'

That is not so me.