Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.'

Don't be a dick! Go and get it.

'Oh, must hide more. Can't hide more.'

So, listen, I've organised a trip to the safari park on Saturday with Sally and Foz.

but that probably helps too.

I was thinking that was probably one of the best days of my life.

All right, mate. So, you're mates with Wankerthon?

Well, yeah, yeah, I suppose I have.

but my boss was actually really cool about it.

to the Polefield School Reunion at a school disco club and...

He used to call me a flod. I think it was a mixture between a flid and spod.

'This is going horribly! Need a joke.'

Right, that's cool.

at an outdated venue.

Why does everything good have to be some horrible arrangement?

School reunion? That doesn't sound very you.

Oh, no reason. I mean, I love kids. Not in a bad way, in a nice way.

Borneo Function.

We both want it to happen.

well you're becoming a pain in the arse

'No, she wants me to call her!

Well, I do like to be totally accurate.

Jeff? You're going to Frankfurt with your ex?

'Nothing's gonna happen, but nothing must remain a total secret.'

Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?

Well, I want you to keep doing it, but I want you to do it because you want to do it.

'It'd certainly be less hassle.'

OK, that sounds good. What sort of affair were you thinking of?

I'm full of Diet Coke here, man.

'Low-quality takeaway,

All right, whatever.

I've been very lucky and I like to spread that around.

for a man called The Orgazoid.

- below the radar of the norms. - The norms?