Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, my God, it's genius!
Does he have secret information that I'm dying or something?
I did think it was just those two old, mean Muppets.
I see you! I see you, lady.
They can even be the blood kind.
I need to delude myself like an idiot
- Come on!
- [rapidly] Well, gay icons are typically glamorous divas
* Mask-y mask *
- Thanks for the ma'amsplaining - Oh, I know more stuff too.
- We struck a content deal before the show.
Pharmacy.
* Seize the tonight *
- Your knowledge base is so inconsistent.
I just don't think my body's gonna let me do the show.
If this is jealousy, it isn't a good color on you.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Wendy Williams dressing down a CVS self-checkout machine...
- Patti LuPone and [indistinct]!
- Add me to the list of Ojani Noa,
She's not gonna be all, "Shut it down, clown town."
Okay.
- Oh, you couldn't. It's a confidential process.
You are out of order! - [giggles]
- Hey, hey.
[sighs] fucking Derek Jeter.
- There's no face. It's great, you look great.
because we've worked so hard on it.
* *
* There is no mystery *
the "Mr. Education of Arnie Frang."
[quirky dramatic music]
Nuh-uh, Google. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Weirdo.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I listened to the audiobooks on double speed.
I mean, usually, you can make the leap
your bartenders and mannequins!
- [gasps] - Oh.
- For the commute.
a DJ asked us if we wanted to headline this.
the next morning for...
- It's fine.
Huston, we have a middle finger--kabloom!