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that I operate as a joke.
with the multi-tool from "The Truman Show"!
and reminds me that it's insane,
Oh, hi! - Dawn, where are you been?
- Oh, that son of a bitch!
- Oh. - Anyway, we get to do
That's the inverse of John Hancock.
- You slay my ass. I have no skin.
* Five stars is a lie *
- I reject those.
I am pumped as punch to feel the love from whoever is here.
with soft thighs and her original teeth!
- Who are those people? - JLo's first husband,
I channel a person named Urine X Thunder Force.
And I'm on-theme.
* Knowing we might fall, but we might fly *
- Oh. Thank you.
[indistinct excited chatter]
because it is skin.
- Oh. - But then, today,
- New...song?
Fledge is gonna take a shot
Why am I never the one profiting off of me?
- Would you like to know the real reason
Are you still jealous of Jeter?
- Okay.
- I gave the sound booth ten free whitenings.
- [softly] Sure.
- * Fledge Mulholland *
- Go. Okay.
- Okay. You make whatever you want.
Then-- [giggles]
- Ooh, did I just stir shit
- Ladies, we're doing "Four Stars."
We're Kylie Minogue.
your leather pants noises disrespect the theatre.
- I'm a guidance counselor.
[inhales deeply]
of your Kindle through your cargo shorts.
"October Sky" now on VHS.
- Hmm. - I rode the Karen wave, obvs,
Club sandwich.