Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[upbeat electronic music]
I have a wool allergy.
Simon says we gotta go to the bus station
I was so wrecked I had to make up a badass alter ego
But I do need your support, Scott,
- It's my life, Mama! - How dare you, mon frère?
- Bait taken! - Sit and zip it!
Okay, you can come to the next show.
will get a gift basket because I'm classy.
because I'm doing something that's insane.
- Who are you?
But what I did took a ton of work.
- Oh, I'm giving my wife space,
you know, because my parents are lawyers.
Her husband doesn't have a face.
- Okay. I can't do this with you here.
[chimes ring]
- Thank you for those. - Plesh.
I feel like I'm walking a tightrope
- Oh, and the stage looks slippery
* *
* 'Cause 4ever's too short *
- * Funky, weird *
but then last month, I was panning deep
How dare you, mon frère!
- Yes, actually.
- Eh.
- Obergefell v. Hodges.
- Aw. - I've worn a mask myself.
- Hi, Scott. Hey, Dawn.
- Girls5eva, I'm the DJ, Ned.
- Okay, bye.
The girl with a pearl earring doesn't get paid.
- That rant was a tour de force.
I'm sorry, I just-- [clears throat]
Your wet mouth disrespects the work of our director,
Oh my God, we got this swag bag
you disrespect me, you disrespect the work,
who more often than not are not gay themselves.
- Okay, well, let's all agree
- Cease and desist, bitch!
- I'll get the Shit Stirrer.
We got this swag bag from the women's empowerment luncheon at the Victoria's secret trampoline park
- Overlong, but-- - Bitchard Nixon, okay?
- Good night, everybody. - Good night.