Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never gonna have no paper Never gonna have no bitches

so it's time for our morning staff meeting.

Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club

See, Granddad? That's called exposure.

I know just how to deal with the good reverend.

Okay, first of all,

helping people less fortunate, you know.

By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?

have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.

I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,

We are now sitting here with a former BET host,

Niggas is just gonna be niggas.

Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.

You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?

What I tell myself When I don’t want to workout

The victims of black-on-black crime.

Excuse me. It sells you young people

They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.

Call the Loan Ranger.

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.

And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

I take your attacks as a badge of honor.

That why you’ll never gonna have no paper You’ll never gonna have no bitches

Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot.

ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory.

I say, stand up and tell 'em:

for a cheap price.

And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.

they got the light of their truth.

Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support

They called Muhammad Ali a communist.

What the hell's wrong with those people over there?

But you can catch more flies with honey

about progressive politics and all that,

Ain't you hungry yet?