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I take your attacks as a badge of honor.

And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.

Niggas is just gonna be niggas.

The victims of black-on-black crime.

about progressive politics and all that,

ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory.

That why you’ll never gonna have no paper You’ll never gonna have no bitches

Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support

Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.

helping people less fortunate, you know.

But you can catch more flies with honey

Excuse me. It sells you young people

They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.

so it's time for our morning staff meeting.

Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club

have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.

Ain't you hungry yet?

They called Muhammad Ali a communist.

You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?

for a cheap price.

Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.

I say, stand up and tell 'em:

Okay, first of all,

Never gonna have no paper Never gonna have no bitches

Call the Loan Ranger.

See, Granddad? That's called exposure.

Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot.

And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,

We are now sitting here with a former BET host,

they got the light of their truth.

What I tell myself When I don’t want to workout

♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪

By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?

I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,

What the hell's wrong with those people over there?

I know just how to deal with the good reverend.