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except try to destroy black people? What?

Every time a black baby is born,

We really believe we're making a difference--

I'd give 'em a plasma TV and one channel: BET.

[CROWD CHEERING]

I believe the release of this video

to the BET headquarters--

Waiter, this ain't no beluga caviar.

Man, the people were so inspired.

I said, bothers and sisters.

I mean, after all, you do have an NPR show.

Burrrrp BURP Scuse me

I love Beyoncé. Shoot. Little sweet thing.

Okay, and public relations?

Granddad, you should have seen it.

Listen to what this BET supporter had to say.

You can't sully my reputation.

but you had some problems over there at BET, now, didn't you?

We are honored by your presence.

♪ For most everything ♪

I think we're out of time.

Especially you young people.

of your hunger strike. How you feeling?

Hmm. I'll think about it.

and Reverend Goodlove who'll soon be doing the dying.

Master. Oh, this is an unexpected pleasure.

why do you always kneel when I walk in? That's just so weird.

I just hope it doesn't hurt the boycott.

Ain't nobody told you to crusade against BET.

Can I be excused, please?

♪ And this is my day ♪

No, I really don't.

No, you are gonna eat with the family, boy.

Now, my message--

You don't wanna be bitchless.

Now, now, we ain't gonna do no shit like that.

Mistress Leevil, we got one thing to report, a'ight?

with a stripper's ass in a grown man's face.