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Whoa!
It's a fur coat!
Spring Break is awesome!
I think they were just trying to send a message.
If that's true, then take my hand.
Please, Mom? Let me see my grandpapa in Georgia?
instead of on a Fort Lauderdale beach the way God intended.
We can't sit.
It's just me and no one else.
Ooh, I love you, I love you,
but some hooligans broke into the pool
for the past two years to save up for a DeLorean.
So they found all your jewelry?
That's all gonna end up in the filter
You got to wear the required bathing cap.
and discussed by consistent working actor Jack Palance?
That's 'cause all their water
She's not coming. Send in the dogs.
and I can go back to being a great mama again!
[Laughs]
[Both blowing]
[Music played]
He didn't listen when I yelled.
Adam's my perfect little snuggle monkey who told the truth,
from his condo complex in Fort Lauderdale!
if you want to go swimming.
I'm going to my room.
I'm sorry we couldn't do the same.
exactly what Adam would. Be adults and come clean.
was looking like a colossal bust.
I know.
"You're welcome.
Nope. Just a regular ol' knish at a retirement home.
Florida, honey.
Sweet Mother of Mercy, I hate Florida!
Soon, the hints got less subtle and just became ugly demands.
Now we have all our power back
thanks to Pops, they still got
and we make him feel guilty and bad about himself!
It is a great gift!
They, uh, mostly just focused on this room, but, uh...
no pillow forts, no acting in school musicals"...
Well, that's what I want to do.
That's my only move as a parent.
My siblings were America's first knish bandits.