Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here. Hey, Charlie, here's five dollars.
You don't do that to a guy, Frank. You don't box in a vet!
- I didn't ruin this. You ruined this. - How did I ruin it?
Come on, Mac. Let's go get crippled.
- It's gonna be like fish in a barrel. I got it covered. - Okay.
Hold on a second. Don't pull that shit with me, okay?
You're a very stupid, stupid man.
I got a feeling I'll be pretty thirsty after this.
I don't care.
I could give you one for free.
just thank goodness that nobody important got seriously hurt.
- Dennis, your mother is a dirty, dirty whore. - Oh, goddamn it, Dad!
All right. All right. Maybe hit the gym a little bit. What the hell?
This way, everybody wins.
- We gotta talk, Charlie. - Uh... Oh, yeah, Frank. We have to talk.
First you force me to run over my friend Charlie.
That's great! Do one of you girls wanna hook my boy up over here?
- Hey, buddy. - Hey, pal, wake up.
Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened
- Well, you gotta live, right? - God!
I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless
Uh, my best friend ran me over with his car.
- What... Charlie! - I'm gonna kill you!
What happened?
You guys need to give me about 45 minutes in here, okay?
Who gets more respect and admiration in this country than war heroes?
- You are fast. - I was winning anyway.