Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

me at whitesnakes
I rigged it up. It's like...
- I am not ugly. - This is the change I've been looking for.
- Uh, let's flip a coin. The loser leaves. - Great.
- 1,002... - Here's the crutches.
- Deal. - All right.
Oh, yeah? Try this on for size. Your mother's dead.
- You're a woman and you're weak. - That doesn't make any sense.
- What, dude? - Just give me some money, man.
In the meantime, you wanna get shit-faced, bro. So I tell you what.
Why are you beating up a homeless person?
- It's a win-win situation. - No! You come to my apartment! You lock me out!
I'm gonna buy you a lap dance. I'm gonna buy myself a lap dance.
Come on. Just one more race.
I'm really using my hands, but they don't know it.
Nothing, man. We're just having a...
All right.
I just wanna get out of here. This whole thing's ruined. I know!
- And I have polio... - He has polio too.
- Oh, that's so sad. - Mmm.
Which side? This one? Is this the side?
Yeah. Let's go to the strip club.
He doesn't care about me. What kind of a guy does that?
- Will you just get in the car! - No, no!
- We're going back to the strip club. - All right. Strip club...
- Give it back to me. - As I recall, yeah.
- Hey, Dad! - My broken legs!
- Whether you like it or not... Here! How about that? - Hey! Give...
Hey, guys, I can't thank you enough.
Well, that was awkward.
- Well, it's mine. - Let me put it on your side for you.
Are you sure you're okay?