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- Super slow drinker over here. - Do you have, like, a little throat or something?
- Girls, say hello to Charlie. - No!
- You hit me, Charlie! - So what? So what?
Let's get out of here before you guys get around your father.
by some square commie-ass piece of shit!
- You are freakishly fast! - Thanks.
- You know what? Maybe you killed somebody. - How does that make sense?
I'm scoring in there, and you come in there and blow everything!
Ooh! Ooh!
I know. I was gonna give him a free lap dance.
I'm gonna buy everybody at the whole strip club a lap dance.
see what their world's like, maybe gain a little perspective.
I don't win.
you drop the bomb then soften the blow!
- What? - Dennis, you would not believe how great this thing is.
maybe a few tequila shots, a few rounds of kamikazes.
Your mother is a Dirty Dirty Whore!
Really? What could be so important it couldn't wait till the morning?
Before we get crazy giving away our money here...
- Huh. That's a good idea. - Bro, it's brilliant.
We are so lucky that nobody got killed.
How?
- Wow! I don't care! - I wanna live like you again, Charlie.
- Where'd you get that? - I think this is the lamp Dad got you in China.
- Of course I don't have a coin. - All right.
Bank recs on, bitches
- What... What is this shit? - Well, it's just...