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just thank goodness that nobody important got seriously hurt.
Take all my girls! It's not a win-win situation!
I just wanna get out of here. This whole thing's ruined.
All right. Um...
- What do they call you now? - Whatever.
I got it! All by myself, I did it.
- Six. - Ten.
No. Look at me. I got a whole thing going on, man.
Ow, my legs!
Yeah. By the way, I wanted to show you something...
just thank goodness that nobody important got seriously hurt.
- I'm going to the strip club. I'm gonna get some girls... - With this?
I'm a war hero. So I'll catch up with you.
What is going on? Why are you sleeping out here?
- Dennis! - Oh, Jesus!
STRIP CLUB!!!
Come on! Come on!
How you doing? War hero. So... kind of a big deal.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - Getting to know them.
- But after that. - Rock stars.
Why would you come sneaking around the bar in the middle of the night?
No! Wait a second! Charlie, you hit me!
- No. - This the side you're talking about?
Whatever, dude. Crippled, disabled... I don't care, man!
- No more sleeping out in the hall though. - I can't promise that.
You ignored my cries for help in the middle of the night.
- Dude! My legs! - Hold on a second.
I try to get him out as much as possible. It's very difficult.
Viet God Damend Nam
- You don't make any sense. - Great. I'll tell you what.
Is that Mr. Tib... Is that what they call you? They call you Mr. Tibbs?
War hero coming through.
I have polio.
I've been manically depressed for the past couple of years.
Okay. Dennis, I need to borrow $20.
That's what this is all about... spending time with my kids.
- Hey, that was working. - Let me do the talking.
- Six. - Nine.