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- No! - I had something very important to tell you.
- What... Really? - Yeah. I'm going to the strip... Don't touch that.
All right. What are we doing? What are we doing?
always trying to get over on people, scamming my way through situations.
Dennis, you son of a bitch!
If I have to listen to you talk about this stupid...
- About my withered legs, then... - A million dollars?
You don't snoop and sneak and appear in front of cars and start yelling names!
- It's locked. - No. You gotta push it hard 'cause it sticks.
I didn't fight no damn war so I could be boxed in...
God. Stupid Dad! Never gave me a goddamn thing.
- Just watch... watch and learn. - Oh, look at you, sweetie.
- Nobody cares about polio or backstories or... - You know what?
- She totally was. - I'll join you!
You can't have polio. That's my disease. You gotta pick your own disease.
- Being handicapped sucks, dude. - Oh, yeah, man. It's too much work.
Like I'm some kind of piece of dirt. That's bullshit, man!
- Give me the crutches back. Dad! - No!
Oh, shit!
I'm a war hero. How do you... Hey, how you doin'?
- Every time we race, you lose. - You always lose.
- Frank! - Frank, open the door, dude!
- Let's flip something else. - All right. Um...
Olympics!
- Let's get ready. - All right. Where are you taking me?
What the hell's with the crutches?
Mom? She's on vacation banging one of the boys she hangs out with.
Well, take it out in the hall. You're ruining the vibe.
Yeah, you did. That's awesome.
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