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Dennis, no!
There's a ton of talent down there. We've been looking for a new angle.
Not for our ears.
MAVEVELON GODDAMN CREEK THATS WHAT HAPPENED
Mmhmm
- I just wanna get out of here. This whole thing's ruined. - I know!
- Dennis. We gotta get out of here now. - Why?
And the money! My God, Dad! All of our money?
No, Frank! What are you doing with the strippers? You're stealing my thing!
- Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man. - Play it cool.
So when you say you're giving your money away to poor people...
- My thumb's on your neck. - Why can't you just give me this?
- Oh! Whoo! - Whoo, baby!
that attracts the attention of strippers more than pity is money.
- You suck! - All you do is cheat!
Frank keeps coming in. He swoops in, he takes my chicks.
This one's too heavy! This one's too heavy!
- Hi, Charlie! - No! No!
- His friend ran him over with a car. - That is so sad.
- Oh, yeah, baby! - You cheated! You cheated!
- I'm sure it was. - I used to live like this in squalor and filth...
The other thing I figured out is the only thing...
since he's the guy that just about killed everybody.
Are you out of your damn mind, dude? You made me sleep out in the hall.
All right, look. We don't need to be doing this, okay?
- Why don't you... - Give me a coin. You have a coin?
I feel so much better. So much.
I'm gonna steal Charlie's girls at the strip club!
I'm gonna show these ladies a war hero they can't take their eyes off of.