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I just got off the phone with Dad. He wants to stop by and talk to us.
- Charlie, buddy, buddy, buddy. Charlie. - Oh, my God, I'm cold.
- It doesn't work that way. You can't just barge in! - And the money!
- That does sound like fun. - Yeah. Yeah, that'll work.
Viet God Damned Nam
and you can grab some trinkets or whatever and throw it in your tiny little car.
You're a very stupid, stupid man. Who are you gonna give it to?
Olympics!
- You can't waltz back into our lives and be our dad again! - And the money.
- What? - Oh, my God!
Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other's asses.
Because I can't sleep in there! I can't get onto the stupid curb!
STRIP CLUB
Have a heart. The guy's going through a divorce.
Hey-o!
It's gonna be awesome. What's your backstory?
And I brought a shitload of that.
- I wanna move in with you. - Are you out...
- He was like a companion. - Strip club!
You're dead!
- Well, I haven't given that much thought. - Put some thought into that one.
There's nothing more important than the fact that we just hit our friend with a car.
- No. - What?
- No way. - What are you gonna do at the strip club with...
you drop the bomb then soften the blow you never tried this?
- I'm gonna kill you. - This guy's a walker!
Really? Okay. Okay.
- Hey. - Charlie?
God, I hate you so bad!
Hey, war hero. So...
You're just a sore loser!
I mean... Yeah, with this! I mean, the whole thing is... This is good as gold.