Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the best thing that ever happened to me, and you're ruining it!

Oh, my God! You poor baby. What happened?

I just feel like I need a serious change, or I'm gonna kill myself.

- I am the reason the girls are here in the first place. - That is bullshit!

- I don't know. - All right, check mine out. I had polio. Okay?

- How do you feel about that? - What are you doing?

- That is a terrible business tactic! - You are a horrible father.

Who comes into someone's apartment and just kicks him out?

- Athletes. - Yeah, that's true.

- Mr. Tibbs. - Oh, is that it?

- Do you see that? - What?

Whoa! What are you guys fighting about?

- Oh, my God! That's terrible! - Yeah, yeah.

Paging Dr. Lyon.

He's family, you know? I mean, we've been through a lot together.

Son of a bitch.

- Hold on a second. - I wanna be the father that I never was.

Maybe you should be the one that leaves, okay?

I just wanna get out of here. This whole thing's ruined.

That's why I'm rocking the F. D. R. Look with the blanket and everything.

- I'll pay for your rent for six months. - Twelve.

- You don't stick a vet in the corner, Frank! - Sorry about that.