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Whatever your feeble little arms can carry out of here, you can keep.
- Really, Dad? - Enjoy a nice ice cream...
No!
- I'm giving it all away. - That is a very stupid thing to do.
- Can we go? Please! - Yeah, we can go. We can go.
Go down to Wawa, pick me up a couple of sodas.
Your dad keeps swooping in, taking my chicks...
- Goddamn it! - What is wrong with you?
I got a good idea. I think I know how we can really up our game at the strip club.
You know, you... you are an amazing person.
Charlie, you got any booze in here?
No, this costume... The chicks are gonna go crazy over this.
Because there's two of them and three of us!
Actually, Dennis is lucky that nobody got killed...
- There's, like, nothing to show for it, man. - There's no advantages.
All right. Three, two, one.
Oh...
How do you feel about that, huh?
You are so brave.
You're driving.
goddamned stuffed elephant anymore...
The big house, the big car... I'm giving it all away.
I'm going to punch you in the head.
Break something... Don't... Don't break it too much.
- All right. How are we gonna do this? - Okay.
- Yes. Look... - Rich people.
Yeah.
You're right. A competition. That's a good idea. I'll make you a deal.
What's going on down there?
Oh, I'm sorry, Dee. We're putting ourselves into the shoes of the unfortunate...
And the rest is mine.
- I'm telling you, it's locked. - Bang again!
- I bet you a million dollars if I had talked to a girl... - For God's sakes!
The only thing that attracts the attention of strippers more than pity is money.
- I don't have any money. - Oh!
Easy. Easy! Your behavior is unbelievable, man.
Last night was one of the greatest nights of my whole life.
All right, Frank! See? That's the spirit that beat theJapanese!