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They're all made-up.
No? Look, dipshit.
Oh, or Spacebot. If you continue to behave threateningly-
Why won't you let me help you? Besides the fact you'll probably kill me?
The robots are becoming sentient
Rome!
Just pretty dead?
Jeezy Petes.
Mawp.
No, no, no!
Oh, and your friend, crippling debt.
Wow. I know.
Yeah, he's the idiot. Right?
The elevator's broken. No shit.
Now if you'll excuse me--
Look, look, look, check it out.
Huh? The elevator.
Hah! Yeah. Hah.
That's a made-up word. They're all made-up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, zombie implies I raised her from the dead.
I would. Burn.
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I can see that! Why the hell did you ask?
No. ...just sort of interject here?
Great, now I get to slog my new Delmans through a lake of blood.