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Geez, you know what?
Well, that's yours.
Well, Chris,
And keep in mind, I have a very weak bladder.
you
I'm doomed.
Yes, I am.
I wanted to have children.
Oh, I realize now that I'm all alone.
By the way, I think I'm about due for that.
No, but there's a stink in there I'd have checked out.
Okay.
I was wondering where that got to.
Chris, how do you feel?
I get it.
Mr. Peterson, that means there's only a .001% chance of complication.
I've come to make my peace with you.
Today, we are going to be experimenting with water and a heavy-duty truck battery.
I can see it in their faces.
The pain.
I ask for a simple glass of water on the face and they walk out on me.
Hey, how are you?
See how the tartar glistens in the light?
Well, now it's time to savor my last day of life on this big, beautiful planet we call... Pluto?
Oh, why me?
Well, this is just great.
Well, then are you saying the operation is perfectly safe?
Fine.
We are going to see just how much electricity the human body can actually take.
Also, their telephone number is easier to memorize.
Well, uh, I have to undergo a very dangerous and unspeakable surgery.