Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What book report?
* You're not the boss of me now *
"whose notes do beat
I named him.
So, your aunt's... not dead?
That's okay.
Mom, I think we should go to Aunt Helen's funeral.
No. I said I hadn't written it.
Forget it.
Malcolm Weard Tighty whities
It's not fair.
You idiot!
Where's my hog?
Malcolm!
"the vaulty heavens so high above our heads.
start to devour your flesh
We all are.
it's not half as bad... as what Reese did!
(chuckling): Oh, yeah.
Honey, you know you don't have to talk
See? You do the same thing too! You help them learn from their mistakes by telling them stories about what happened in your past! They're not stories Lois! It's advice!
and I haven't even started reading it.
Yes, because Courtney’s stories on Mustard Pancakes are supposed to teach your kids to live a better life, not turn into a bad person like you and Al. Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I'll... call me Wrecking Ball cause that bitch is coming down!
Hal, please.
That's why I forgot to do the assignment.
Julie: Malcolm?
Here, talk to your brother.
I got to callJulie.
Peggy I’m sorry. I did watch the show with Malcolm Reese and Dewey, and I really enjoyed it. It’s just that, sometimes I get really angry and I don’t know why. That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women have to learn their lessons to, not just puppet cats and dogs.
It's actually your head that shrinks.
Standard technique...
You want me to send a picture?
I guess we move on to plan "B:" lying.
Exactly.
Malcolm?!
I don't have time to eat Stanley Lobster Thermidor right now AAARRGGHH!
(raspy-voiced): "Oh, you're going to miss me when I'm gone."
had to die and inconvenience
Ooh, nice one.
You know what, screw you guys! Lois angrily storms out of the room and slams the door.
This thing's an open casket, right?