Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you keep acting like a little kid,

It's just jewelry, baby.

He needs you. And if you don't sign him, somebody else will.

- Cash on delivery? - Why not?

You know what? Just shut the fuck up.

- Never. - And that you're gonna do anything the coach

That's good. That's real good.

Well, stop labeling every damn thing because you don't have to.

a game-winning interception.

I won't be late, yo.

- Am I invited? - Am I invited?

When did you become a registered agent?

And I could feel Rod's Darth Vader stare.

First piece of free advice.

It's good to hear.

For your friends. For players

Fuck twitter, man

Who the fuck doesn't? Think it's the uniform?

Okay, at least tell me how I can help.

Of course his life is hard. His name is JaMarcus.

Is he as much of an ass as he appears?

I'm gonna play in an IDP league? That's for suckers.

Pull a Tiki Barber and pursue your dreams after football, huh?

- You paid cash? - COD all day.

Coach on one side, owner on the other,

You're kidding me, right?

The very next play, he jumped the route,

- the organization wants nothing to do with you. - Politics, Rick.

I remember my first game starting at defensive end.

Um, I messed up, all right?

- Do you really? - Yeah.

- Come on, show some respect. - I'm sorry, you're right.