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Yeah, man, I used to watch you and your boy Roddney play at SC.
I really don't, though.
You know his childhood friend Reggie handles his money.
Get the truck. Get the truck.
Right after we won the Super Bowl.
a chance to lace up my shoes,
Just Roddney being Roddney.
Lay low and I'm gonna call you first thing, all right?
You need to grow up.
- You guys on vacation? - No.
I want you to know who I am, Coach.
- I'm mourning. - Really?
family and friends around.
it makes me sound like an asshole.
- No! No! No! - Fuck that! Fuck that!
Hello?
- Late. - Good, then we understand each other.
Thank you. I can't thank you enough.
I'm trying to get him a new deal.
Yeah, yeah, brand-new for this year.
And you know what the worst part about it is?
Hi, I'm Dashi.
See if I can straighten his head out.
So you would do anything for me?
You've got to give me the real scoop.
You know how it is, I got a big family,
- Hi. - Hey.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Look, I can't stand the wait.
Thank you, man. I'm good for this.
What are you thinking?
People talk a lot of shit about me.
took it right to the house.
Ricky, what's going on, brother?
- How fucked up was that? - Man, you know what was fucked up
I didn't want to be assumptious.
is to not get caught fucking skanks in the bathroom.
He's in the Hall of Fame, Rick.
I thought somebody abducted you.
- You motherfucker. I knew it. - Hey, relax.
- It's on mute. - Oh, okay.
It's got new torque power. The horsepower...
People often mistake country with dumb.
What do you mean? You mean like a toy.
But I'm retired now.
- And he needs a loan. - Not surprised.