Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

waterboarding a clown for a prize?Oh, come on.

Okay, go ahead. Okay.

My wife left me for her ex-husband.

You know, I gave up a lot today. You could mean it.

I thought we might feel this way.

[ Big-band music plays]

Movie tricks come easy to me --

But don't worry. I'm gonna figure it out.

and we might run into each other.

I could out-Frisbee-catch his golden retriever.

Despite what Alex says, I have not lost my edge.

while Arvin was gone.

Diagnosis -- nothing.

I misread my itinerary,

It's true -- a couple months into dating,

but you're gonna have to give up on your little speech thing.

and he doesn't have the heart to tell you.

You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts.

[ Sheep bleats ]

the water tower's in the back of your Instagram story,

Well, the good news is, the Fourth is weeks away.

[ Horn blares ] Okay.

This is goodbye?

An angry stomach is 12% larger.

I've been here, busy inspecting the troops.

And if you could sell it, a "bravo" would be nice.

Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Your cue is "pursuit of happiness."

Announcer: The hot dog contest is about to begin.

Being scared means you care.

For the first time ever, Luke and I are taking part