Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck me, Rudik! I love fucking!
Oh, wait, it's just unplugged. Toast coming right up.
wearing my Yonah Schimmel Knishery baseball cap
I heard. You should become a blacksmith.
First the help, then me. Seems about right.
So the tattoo, while not as clever as Wino Forever,
I'm the Pablo Escobar of the fertility world.
- Hey! I mean it! - They're organic.
She said it made everything better. Are you paying attention?
- We're outside. - Yeah, don't wanna go next.
Heh Rudik, trahhni menya!
One day, I'd just got myself a brand new Jaguar.
He cheated at cards.
I'm heading to your place. Oh, can I crash at your place?
But we are thrilled that you are here. And she's not.
- What? - You're up.
I have no idea what any of these things are.
- Puppies! - Right.
- Now what can I get you? - Coffee, please.
I move the best product, and I would like to help.
- Oh, hey, Lorelai. - Hey.
Emily, everything's in good shape here.
and how perfect you are!
- Remember? - Uh-huh.
All I wanted was a fond anecdote from his only daughter
- There's a chair now. - Oh, sure.
Are you all leaving now? We all just sat down.
things I don't have because I'm with Lorelai.
- And that's... - It's his order pad and pencil.
not suffocating in a drawer.
I subscribed to it. Who says print is dead?
I'm usually wary about hiring husbands.
Don't put that song on and disappear into Rory's room. Hey!
Okay.
No, no. This one was his idea.
♪ Summer with its nights That last forever has its charm ♪
Yes. Go. Talk it through. I'll send you a DVD of my top picks.
- Didn't you notice his car out front? - No, didn't you?
- War on Christmas! - I am making two main courses
Five stars is appreciated!
where they find proof to expose the killer
- I've missed you, kid. - Missed you, too.
Garbage disposal working now?
That woman was practically my second mother.
Are those...
I forgot to leave you a note. And it's...
I'm not really home till I get my Stars Hollow Gazette.
Hold this. What do you feel?
- It's so nice to have you home. - I wish you were sleeping.
I've never done anything like this before.
- Tabling it? - Back-burnering it?
That elderly woman that I successfully drove here?
Deadly Vows, Lying Eyes, Lies He Told,
- You? Not eaten? Please. - Yes, me!
If anyone from the Uber corporation or their handsome attorneys contacts you,
Okay, I'm here now.
I know that you are in massive pain. Believe it or not, I'm in pain, too.
- That's tonight? - Yes, that's tonight.
and I know some of you have a very long ride home.
I mean, now I have something concrete to talk about at my Condé Nast meeting,
because now I know where nothing is.
- Are you gonna miss it? - A little.
He's going door to door collecting people's septic tank horror stories.
I think this town is destined for greatness.
Well, I had my dry cleaning delivered.
There's nothing wrong with bringing home the bacon.
Not another word.
- I have a list and I need it all to go. - You got it.
That's okay. What I do have will bring me joy.
- Would you like some water? - Yes. That would be nice.
- Good thinking. - She's a lovely woman.
- Hey, time to get going, kid. - Oh, shoot!
who call them every day,
- Um... - Her traipsing around
I annoy him and he builds cabinets. Or that's what I think.
Crap, crap, crap! Ooh!
- Who is calling? - Michel!
Eh, Rudik, fuck me!
We both said no.
and tell a favorite story about Richard.
♪ A new day ♪
because he doesn't want you here checking your Facebook,
He doesn't want to give out his password
♪ Nothing looks so pretty as ♪
Al's Pancake World won best Christmas decorations again.
I figured if you wanted another kid you would say something.
- I got it now. Paul, red, Paul? - Red sounds good.
say what how are they doin that
♪ And giving off a warming winter glow ♪
Well, I haven't eaten and I drank my weight in single malt scotch.
- You still don't know her? - She's Japanese?
Taste it. See if it brings you joy.
What?
ever since he got Wi-Fi in this damn place!
So, you finally did it, huh? Finally gave up the Brooklyn pad?
I don't want to go to Woodbury to get a light bulb.
Why on earth aren't you on Xanax? It was invented for you.
Lorelai, stop talking.
If we were Starbucks, you'd be employee of the month.
I'm now a midday straight bourbon drinker.
I need to find a place where, after people call, they can get picked up.
- What guy? - You know... uh, Jeffrey.
Paul, my... Paul, my boyfriend? Oh, crap! Paul is here!
- It's 7:05. - Apology accepted.
What do you think about Rory's living situation?
and you wish you'd kept it.
- Paris, that's fine. - Don't stand there shaking. Just go.
I can't believe it's only two o'clock. Two o'clock in the afternoon.
- It's not ringing. - Yeah, I know.
I can't remember. It's like a million syllables long.
- What? What? What? - They go outside.
Yes, but what kind of meat?
- You want me to go to therapy. - Till you get back on your feet.
- What? What is she doing? - I don't know.
So I say, Now, look here, Gilmore.
Then I read about this. Now, when I can't sleep,
Abalone! Yay!
I left them somewhere. How do you do that? It's snowing outside.
Frederick was more indifferent to children than I am.
Excuse me?
No.
You keep your hands off my new car.
A classic for a classic.
- Taylor, order something or get out. - Fine.
Last night, it was the bathroom at the Radio City Music Hall.
The one that most sums up the Richard Gilmore you know and love.
- Today. That was the call that I got. - Why?
- No. - Kirk, Ööö...
Thank you.