Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, that's Berta. - I know Berta.
Any outfit you wear without underwear will be your lucky outfit.
- Where'd you stay? - With Didi. Same as always.
- With garlic bread? - And tater tots!
- Did you? - Yes.
Oh, Luke. How nice to hear your siren call.
Yeah, but she was so much fun to raise. Don't you want to have that kind of fun?
Well, Richard and I go back, um, to Yale.
Mom, what is going on here?
Wherever there's an old or defective uterus.
♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
Oh, yes! Sure, she can.
Oh, it's delicious.
Fine! I made a mistake! Are you happy?
It was a great place. I just was never there.
Throw me a rope, man.
You know, I still can't get over that piece Rory wrote.
Help your Aunt Rory find her outfit.
- See? Weird. - Weird makes good copy.
Thank you. It's been a pleasure.
- Is this your house? - Yep.
- I don't know. I think they like him. - Poor guy.
- Or nothing if there's nothing on my mind. - Sounds great, Mom.
His head's too big. None of yours fit.
You knew when Luke moved in with me he'd turn weird.
- You are not going on a cruise. - I know.
- Is it? - Yep. Strong. A little crunchy.
Oh, full access, darling. Follow me everywhere except the loo.
except for Nanny Soledad, so there's mondo discounts involved.
Hey, is there anything in here that you don't want me to see?
I don't get to see a lot of Rory these days.
Of course the password's not working! It's fake!
I was looking it up again when you called.
only the stuff on the walls ain't blood.
I'm traveling and pursuing a goal.
The kid playing right field walked off mid-inning to use the bathroom.
You know what? Never mind.
Everything's planned and they have Wi-Fi and Rock of Ages
Have you seen my mother by the way?
- Why? - You're going to therapy with your mother!
No other company offers more services, medical and legal,
- It was. Yes. - It was?
It was just one Talk of the Town piece.
- Where is it? - What?
- You don't know where your underwear is? - Could be at Lane's.
- How about her? - No.
To absent friends
No, like, uh... other girl's things.
You said your dad had a wrench that he loved
So...
It's the same thing.
any of my calls or e-mails for the last four months,
holding these women's underpants.
She learned her language skills via The Breakfast Club.
Did I tell you what happened at the funeral after you left?
I screwed up. I made a mistake.
- Mmm... what about me? - Are you having the dreams again?
- Hey, got the food. - Ready to go?
Nothing I owned brought me joy, so I ran out of clothes.
She was going to clear her head,
- Kirk... - Next!
Well, I like weird. I was formed by weird.
- Thanks. Great. - I hate this one.
and they get hit in the head with a hammer?
Tall, short, athletic, artsy.
- You have got to cut that poor boy loose. - I keep meaning to and I keep...
Oh, so he tweets? He's a tweeter?
as long as it's by the Carpenters.
Roy Choi.
She's freaked out she's gonna hear our rollicking lovemaking.
Your father was a great man.
- What's this new chef guy's name again? - Oh, come on.
- Hey, Luke... - What are you doing?
Maybe next time I go, you could come by.
Roy! Um, Roy? Where's the coffee machine?
Just go.
that every mother wants for her little girl.
But the therapist is wonderful. Very tasteful office.
Aw, that's very sweet of you, Paris.
People don't want to know how the sausage gets made.
- Right. But it's the... - Ööö-ber.
Richard loved you all very much.
I'm heading to the trees! I'm... I'm heading to the trees.
They can all console you and tell you what a witch I am
I had met her once at the 92nd Street Y.
- Okay, get ready. - For what?
- Oh, jeez... - It's still not working.
Lifetime Movie Channel classics.
but when I heard it was you coming in, I said,
but he looks like his dad.
I cannot believe the conversations I have in this room.
That was before Brett Ratner gave him the keys to his pool house.
- I wanted to apologize for the other day. - No need.
I do blood clot prevention foot pumps
She thought the tyke was diving into an autumnal paradise.
Come again.
Tuesday's probably fine.
Hey... I wouldn't do that.
- Naomi Shropshire. - Yes! I've never heard of her.
Okay. Something I want you to see.
I'll get it!
So what, Lorelai?
Or you broke down, I drove to Hartford and picked you up,
De-granny the place.
It's...
Hello?
Fuck me! I love fucking!
- Five, six years ago. - I don't remember.
♪ And it's been falling all day long... ♪
- Stop making that sound. - All right. You've got my mom's number.
Great. Thank you.
One day? That's all?