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It was wonderful seeing you again.
- Did you? - Yes.
- A man amongst men. - I know.
- So it's a much worse version of Uber. - And it's pronounced Ööö-ber.
- Tonight, I'll take you out to celebrate. - I'd like that.
And then there's the lottery of nature.
I was two hours into deciphering it when I got your call.
The DVR is completely full.
She was freaking out. She gave me her wallet.
- I'm so sorry. - It's fairly devastating.
And there's cheese, and layers of...
The virus protection software I told you about.
Kind of.
- Everything. - Sure.
I miss him.
Text away.
Трахай меня! Я так люблю трахаться!
- What do you mean? - You know, just you and them.
That's a sick thought.
so the whole town chipped in. It bought us a couple of years.
♪ It's a sure-fire smash ♪
I do not remember wanting a picture window.
- Oh, Lord! - Then, he'll compile them,
I just don't understand it.
- You're eating? - Just tacos.
My mother took my advice. Do you understand what I'm saying?
- No proof of that. - Ask Mom!
One of the ladies in my garden club bought this book,
The town ought to buy another pig.
- Hello, Luke. - Paris, hey.
- Do not get a tape measure. - Alejandro has one.
Yes. Saved us all a very expensive cab ride.
- I did. - Okay.
- So that's me. - Yeah.
Then you're gonna go to jail wearing those jeans,
- I have no app. - Then how do they get a car?
Am I Jerry Lewis?
So... scotch?
Look, you just need to know I'm good.
People are particularly stupid today.
Let's just sleep standing up like cows.
At least it was sudden. Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.
Hello? Hello? Um...
Eh, Rudik, fick mich!
You've been without your underwear since you moved?
If you won't adopt, this may be our only option,
ever since you saw that Tony Soprano show.
- We can't skip the town tour. - Well, we'll keep it short.
Babette heard him and Lulu talking about having a baby,
- So, Luke. - Yeah.
- Oh, uh, okay. - And how about some music?
DINERDANES321. All caps.
Don't let them con you into Diet Cokes.
Hmm...
You know, really go for it.
you do not have anything at the dry cleaners.
Find Lorelai and tell her that there are two arm-wrestling breeders here
Hi! Sorry, it's Rory Gilmore again. I think Ingrid just...
♪ Such a tender feeling when ♪
Steve! Kwan! Come in here!
McDonald's fry stations are filled with college-educated moderate achievers.
- Why not? - Because! Look at it.
I'm at the locker and I'm trying to pick the lock so that I can leave
...boards have approved the deal
- Oh, yeah. - Cool.
Go nuts. I hated my grandmother. Horrible woman.
that Timmy fell down and he'd throw a penny in.
I hired a maid once whose husband was a gardener.
Nobody gets to have everything they want in life.
That is not true.
Oh, God, yes.
So come on, Mom, talk to me.
Oh, I'm sorry, it was not Belgium. It was Croatia.
♪ The ember window calls you home ♪
It's that nativity scene with eggplant Jesus.
- Luke? - Hmm, yes?
- I'm all right, Rory. - Okay.
- It's crunchy. - Huh.
And when we leave Vegas, we forget about Vegas
Okay, I will take a look.
I'm gonna have to keep up with Naomi if I'm going to write this book.
I love you, Rydik!
You found my personal items disappointing?
Well, I know it's getting late
Instead, you look perfect. Admit it. You've been gooped.
- We want cake! - Coming. Take it.
Can I screw with the dining room? Make it less granny?
- Not really? - I'm not a breakfast person.
I told you! My town, my corner!
I want to thank you for your friendship and for being here.
♪ And it seems the sun Is hiding from the moon ♪
I'd wake up in the night feeling like the house is closing in on me.
If you're confused by what I need,
It was for Anthem of the Seas. So I'm flipping through,
Rory, are you staying in the spare room?
I am so sorry.
- Oh, you don't wanna know. - Uh-oh.
♪ Familiar to me in impossible ways ♪
to take a cruise!
Thanks for your patronage! Be sure to call my mom and rate me!
I don't know exactly how many nights, okay?
I helped kick open those doors.
I turned to you and I said, That's the kid.
♪ I'm the man ♪
if you secretly like 'em that way, Luke.
It's a service where people can request a ride and I will pick them up.
♪ Hey, sweet Annie ♪
Hello?
which helps the people who eat them and...
- Oh, hey, Luke. - Yeah.
- You are both being stubborn. - Well, she started it.
Lorelai, I'm glad I ran into you.
- See? - They've been together for months.
Uh, this is the fluke carpaccio with lime and chilies.
Damn it.
Stress tap dancing
No one would pay so they took them out.
She's feeling good about it and just wanted me to meet her...
Uh... uh...
I'll die there and then you need to ship me back here for burial,
Ah!
was not an actor but an agent?
I have a house. They needed a place to live.
This is a very nice wrench.
Lorelai! So great to see you! I am so sorry for the wait.
You and I had a better rapport.
Uh, of course, Naomi.
Fuck me, Rudik! I love you!
Really?
Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
- Where is it? All right. - Living room.
- You did not. - I was in the lobby of the Times Building,
At least you were nicer than you were to Anthony Bourdain.
Remember to call my mom to rate me!
It's a Marco Toretti. His specialty is large canvases.