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Lorelai! So great to see you! I am so sorry for the wait.
- Oh, hey, Luke. - Yeah.
Oh, God, yes.
- You did not. - I was in the lobby of the Times Building,
Fuck me, Rudik! I love you!
Kind of.
- I'm so sorry. - It's fairly devastating.
- Why not? - Because! Look at it.
♪ Such a tender feeling when ♪
- So that's me. - Yeah.
♪ Familiar to me in impossible ways ♪
The town ought to buy another pig.
Babette heard him and Lulu talking about having a baby,
The virus protection software I told you about.
Okay, I will take a look.
- Did you? - Yes.
- So it's a much worse version of Uber. - And it's pronounced Ööö-ber.
to take a cruise!
you do not have anything at the dry cleaners.
Lorelai, I'm glad I ran into you.
- I have no app. - Then how do they get a car?
Go nuts. I hated my grandmother. Horrible woman.
I am so sorry.
I don't know exactly how many nights, okay?
Nobody gets to have everything they want in life.
- Oh, yeah. - Cool.
I told you! My town, my corner!
So... scotch?
Don't let them con you into Diet Cokes.
ever since you saw that Tony Soprano show.
Text away.
It's that nativity scene with eggplant Jesus.
At least you were nicer than you were to Anthony Bourdain.
Then you're gonna go to jail wearing those jeans,
Find Lorelai and tell her that there are two arm-wrestling breeders here
- A man amongst men. - I know.
The DVR is completely full.
Remember to call my mom to rate me!
Oh, I'm sorry, it was not Belgium. It was Croatia.
Hi! Sorry, it's Rory Gilmore again. I think Ingrid just...
You found my personal items disappointing?
Yes. Saved us all a very expensive cab ride.
- We want cake! - Coming. Take it.
Well, I know it's getting late
You know, really go for it.
Damn it.
Ah!
Am I Jerry Lewis?
Can I screw with the dining room? Make it less granny?
And when we leave Vegas, we forget about Vegas
Rory, are you staying in the spare room?
- You're eating? - Just tacos.
Let's just sleep standing up like cows.
It's a service where people can request a ride and I will pick them up.
Look, you just need to know I'm good.
At least it was sudden. Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.
...boards have approved the deal
♪ And it seems the sun Is hiding from the moon ♪
My mother took my advice. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Instead, you look perfect. Admit it. You've been gooped.
I was two hours into deciphering it when I got your call.
- I'm all right, Rory. - Okay.
- I did. - Okay.
She's feeling good about it and just wanted me to meet her...
that Timmy fell down and he'd throw a penny in.
- Not really? - I'm not a breakfast person.
- You are both being stubborn. - Well, she started it.
- Oh, you don't wanna know. - Uh-oh.
♪ I'm the man ♪
- Hello, Luke. - Paris, hey.
- So, Luke. - Yeah.
- Oh, uh, okay. - And how about some music?
- Luke? - Hmm, yes?
was not an actor but an agent?
You and I had a better rapport.
If you're confused by what I need,
I have a house. They needed a place to live.
If you won't adopt, this may be our only option,
which helps the people who eat them and...
Thanks for your patronage! Be sure to call my mom and rate me!
I'm gonna have to keep up with Naomi if I'm going to write this book.
No one would pay so they took them out.
I want to thank you for your friendship and for being here.
- Tonight, I'll take you out to celebrate. - I'd like that.
DINERDANES321. All caps.
This is a very nice wrench.
Steve! Kwan! Come in here!
It was wonderful seeing you again.
Hmm...
- Do not get a tape measure. - Alejandro has one.
Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
That's a sick thought.
- We can't skip the town tour. - Well, we'll keep it short.
I'll die there and then you need to ship me back here for burial,
I'm at the locker and I'm trying to pick the lock so that I can leave
It's a Marco Toretti. His specialty is large canvases.
♪ It's a sure-fire smash ♪
Uh, of course, Naomi.
I just don't understand it.
- Where is it? All right. - Living room.
And there's cheese, and layers of...
so the whole town chipped in. It bought us a couple of years.
Uh, this is the fluke carpaccio with lime and chilies.
That is not true.
People are particularly stupid today.
One of the ladies in my garden club bought this book,
It was for Anthem of the Seas. So I'm flipping through,
And then there's the lottery of nature.
I do not remember wanting a picture window.
♪ Hey, sweet Annie ♪
- Oh, Lord! - Then, he'll compile them,
Трахай меня! Я так люблю трахаться!
I hired a maid once whose husband was a gardener.
if you secretly like 'em that way, Luke.
Hello? Hello? Um...
McDonald's fry stations are filled with college-educated moderate achievers.
- See? - They've been together for months.
I turned to you and I said, That's the kid.
So come on, Mom, talk to me.
I love you, Rydik!
Eh, Rudik, fick mich!
- Everything. - Sure.
Hello?
Really?
- What do you mean? - You know, just you and them.
You've been without your underwear since you moved?
- It's crunchy. - Huh.
She was freaking out. She gave me her wallet.
I'd wake up in the night feeling like the house is closing in on me.
I helped kick open those doors.
Stress tap dancing
- No proof of that. - Ask Mom!
I miss him.
♪ The ember window calls you home ♪
Uh... uh...