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They just want to eat.
- How was London? - Great.
yelling at each other like idiots!
It smells meaty.
Dragonfly Inn.
- Potential surrogates. - Surrogates. Yes.
How long have you been tapping your troubles away?
Wow! Winded!
Tu connais Marie KONDO ? Non
But she grew up with me.
because that ship had sailed a long time ago,
The advice that I gave her, she took it.
Your car broke down, I drove to Hartford, and drove you back home.
She wrote a best-selling book on decluttering. So, I'm decluttering.
Lorelai?
- Okay? - Sure.
- Do I want to know what that's... - No.
- Yes, he could. - You don't know what the Argonath is!
- What is all this? - You like abalone?
Have you heard about my new business, Luke? Ööö-ber?
Oh, Mom, I would love to meet your therapist.
I gave them the wrong dimensions, and they screwed it up.
Al's Pancake World does not do the same thing as David Chang.
Hellions in arms.
She's not and I'm not gonna be flying solo tonight,
Now, I rarely act as a case personal liaison anymore,
Tomorrow, I'll tell you all I've heard about Naomi Shropshire.
- Hey, you have got to... - I know, I know.
Damn! Hello?
Half of me is gone.
because I need the pool man to translate for the gardener.
or answering your e-mails, or YouTubing Zoella,
I'm good at visually sussing out the situation down there.
Very good.
Two customers passed out last week.
Am I blacking out?
Let's go sit and have martinis. You can tell me all about this new boy.
But, I don't know, she was really nice about it.
I love you, Rudik!
That's the kid is acknowledging the kid about whom you said,
and Dad was dressed as Paul Revere.
Oh, boy. Hi, Mom.
They're playing soccer and they seem to be short a man.
Exciting!
Law of averages.
Oh! Rudik! Fuck me!
- Oh, crap. - That's a lot of exclamation points.
- There's Jess. - I said toss a ball with not at.
- I will. - And if you do it, commit.
I'm surprised you didn't have a pizza delivered during Ave Maria.
She's working with Dan Barber at Blue Hill Farm.
- It looks 18 feet-tall. - Should I get a tape measure?
I am not mocking. It's a great outfit.
Pass the peyote.
You blow through life like a natural disaster,
So, um, the only thing left to discuss is financial stuff.
She's not saving the world.
She's tall. Want to start a basketball team?
I don't want to have sex with her or any of these women.
So...
- Oh, man. - What now?
- Okay. Accidental Obsession. - Keep.
drugged up children attacking your chair, stealing your change.
while toothpaste dries up a zit on my chin.
and I kept all of his tools?
- What are you trying to find? - My lucky outfit.
- Do you like it? - Yes.
Heh Rudik, trakhni menya!
Basically, I had a good day. How was your day?
I don't think that's what boarding school's for.
Only with you, Franklin.
- Talk tomorrow. - Yep.
Super Proud!
Buy a new car.
Supa Proud!
I bought a notebook so I can write down things I want to discuss with her.
- You know. Him. Your guy. - Paul?
- Trigger warnings! - Oh, for Christ's sake.
and supply a sample chapter.
It's lucky for me I'm a very loud crier.
- Oh, yes. - Come on. Let's get in out of the snow!
and surrogacy clinic in the Western Hemisphere.
To answer your 43,000 frantic voicemails,
Linda's a nightmare. She cries if the tea is cold.
Hello, Rabbi.
and now begin the long regulatory process that follows.
Taylor has decided that septic systems are beneath us
- Where are you going? - Nowhere.
I thought they were all hers, but now I'm not sure.
it's not your looks that keep them away. Think about that.
- Oh. - So, you know how this works?
I'll also include a copy of Gone Girl.
Here, could you...
- Okay, but it's, uh... - Ööö-ber.
O! Rudik! Fuck me!
I'm glad.
Okay, but first, don't you think you want to...
- You know you're terrible. - Yeah, I know.
Luke's gonna be so excited to see you.
I just hope it works. A baby would really help everything.
Sounds great.
- Is everything okay with Luke? - Yeah, everything's fine.
But I'm your sister!
- Oh, okay. Let's get a drink. - Okay.
Don't touch the handle!
A rebellious girl hooks up with an escort agency
- Ugh. Felix... - Oscar...
Ah, you get in here, too.
- Uh, can I help? - Um, yeah. Look through this box.
I'm gonna wash my hands. Order me a tea?
- Yes. - No.
- What the hell did you do here? - What?
Wrapped in what?!
How dare you call me an idiot! I just lost my husband!
Call me from London.
- I do. Hi. - Hi.
- She's Japanese. - Okay.
I thought it was Spanish,
What are you doing? Stress Tap Dancing
I was starting to feel claustrophobic.
"Before we got married,"
Rudik! Gib mir dein Schwanz!
Get out!
Okay, I'm at the trees. Hello? Hello?
- Well, that was a year ago. - What can I say? She found a calling.