Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, he's cool, right? - Yes, he seems cool.

- So does a great writer. - Those pants did put you in a good mood.

I don't know. They're saving the world. It's on the website.

What's the Wi-Fi password?

- Is he him yet? - No!

- Yeah. - Hello? Oh, Ingrid. Finally!

I don't care if she's difficult.

So finally, Richard says,

- Is this a trick question? - No. Abalone is delicious.

That's Berta's husband.

It's okay. I have a lot of irons in the fire.

- No one can. - April Bloomfield?

Written by that Japanese woman, Marie Kondo?

Well, we can't possibly both be in black.

I hate cool. Makes me feel so uncool.

Well, it's not in here.

- You're kidding. - Super-proud!

Well, he did himself proud.

Two big gloggs.

top of the line, army wives.

Sure, sure. And the baseball cap?

I just wish I had remembered to label my boxes

And we could move in here with you so you would not be so alone

I thought there'd be something fun in there,

with an office and a prescription pad.

Uh, did you read her New Yorker piece that she wrote? I put it on the menu.

- Yes. They'll carry our baby. - I'm confused.

Capital B on butter. Yeah, I'm still here, Michel.

I'll send the car for you at 8:00.

Oh, really? 'Cause you've been so stingy with your praise.

- I brought it up once. - When?

Stop it! What is wrong with you?

I'll go get it.

Eh Rudik, trachni menya!

This, there. You see...

Heh Rudik, trahkni menya!

She is helping him develop food-growing techniques

Richard said, Let's play for pinks.

Then he started selling things and I realized, This is going to stick.

Oh, there was a screw loose in the heating vent.

I am not making tater tots.

Hey, Kirk? It's freezing back here.

I go there once a week and we just talk. Talk about anything.

Give me that. Bargain-basement breeders.

You get back here! Curb right! Curb right!

You're doing yoga in the aisles in cashmere sweatpants

It's... it's...

It's so good to finally connect.

Someday you'll go off and find another roommate.

Do you still want a kid?

No, it has to be my lucky outfit.

Or... oh, uh, I'm 15,

Hell of a week.

- Who's Sandy? - Do you have to know everything?

I just saw it like that and I had this with me so...

At least you have your new slogan.

You can leave your things here. That's not what I meant.

I had it painted from one of my favorite pictures of him.

Hello, Pater...

- What airline are you flying? - You should look drawn and blotchy.

My goodness, you look absolutely radiant.

The store! The club! Kathmandu! I don't give a damn where he took you.

So, Washington it is.

Actually, everybody gets their milk from a cow.

- Go on. - Okay.

I started this process with my closet.

- No reason. - I wanted something dramatic.

Rudik! Ik will dein Schwanz!

Good. Maybe while you're there, you can find my outfit.

Five, but yours is better.

What am I, chopped liver?

I've been successfully keeping a living room's worth of space between us.

What did we do to fill you with such contempt?

That's fine, Kirk.

Get what you want. You have the money.

Yes, well, Sookie's a genius.

I didn't do it on purpose. I had a brain freeze. I panicked.

- They kept slipping. - I got it.

Paul dinner. Don't forget.

♪ And the cat's in the cradle And the silver spoon ♪

What could possibly elicit that kind of smile in this house?

I'm not giving you a septic tank testimonial, Taylor.

Mom... what... Can we get a minute?

- Lorelai. - Hmm?

Uh, we look through there and pick?

about taking the phone booth out.

For everyone to read.

- What? - There's a draft.

Marie Kondo is so 2016

Oh, come on, Mom. Admit it.

- Hey. Look who's here. - Paul! Wow!

So we've got meat, cheese, peanut butter or badly mixed cement.

- Fine. - You want some coffee?

- You know Marie Kondo? - No.

My sudden need to cruise?

Here it is. Look at the, uh, date on the back.

This kitchen's awesome. Sookie set it up perfectly.

- Who? - Just a person.

Dictionary, thesaurus, Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy...

♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪

My fields are feminism, environmentalism, and who am I?

I don't want to have sex with anyone ever.

I want to move to Washington State to die. They let you do that there.

Taylor, do you see people in here trying to eat?

All right, negotiation's over!