Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will call you when I get to London.

- Super-proud Luke. - What?

Well, I have many options. Paris lets me stay with her in New York.

Ask them questions. Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

I really like these pants, so...

Rudik! Do you want to see my pussy?

It was late and there was scotch.

I didn't mean to dishonor him.

They were old, so it could've just been old people passing out.

Why is everyone treating this like it's a normal rite of passage?

A portrait so big, Peter Jackson could hang it at the Argonath.

- Who? - Mario Andretti?

- Nah! I just hit my steps. - Okay.

- Red okay... - Paul.

All those women with red noses and Skechers.

Dance numbers terrify him.

I look up and I see him standing there across the way at my locker

It'd be like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan,

When we remodeled the house, you wanted a picture window,

- I'm glad it went well. - It did.

Pay for Wi-Fi! I do.

♪ The candlelight a-flickering ♪

- Should I be nervous? - As a rule, yes.

Fine. Don't tell me.

Are you prepared to have a really unattractive child

♪ Can't you see me smiling? Can't you see me laugh, I'm the man ♪

where Huck is a Klan leader and terrified of water.

also holding a pair of black lacy knickers.

I am not going to Harvard. I had sex, but I'm not going to Harvard!

Oh, by the way, if I get a terminal disease,

♪ Spring is all the brighter After rip storms have blown ♪

- What? - Much better story.

I don't know. Maybe.

No, she's squatting in a cabin with no phone service,

This is such a big house

We should get together next month maybe. Can we?

- Right. - I have problems. I can't help them.

Actually, the loo's fine, too.

or playing the flute with a peg leg,

Apologize to your parents.

Oh, she's difficult and a little weird.

You intended for Dad's eyebrow and my forearm to be the same length?

You made him very proud.

Full freakin' circle.

A lot. But, again, Lorelai's the only mother I ever had,

so he came looking for me and he burst into the pool house

I'm a screw-up! I admit it!

- But you don't live anyplace. - Just for now.

please tell them it was my brother

Come back here!

- to put it over the top. - Like a sewer system.

- No. You said no. - And you said no.

or whatever the hell it is you're doing.

Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!

I drilled a few holes in the floor.

Well, here's the upside. You definitely made an impression.

Would you be okay if your child

wash your hands, dinner's almost ready!

- This corner would work. - That's not how Uber works.

- Rasouli? Mendelssohn? - I just had them.

then you're part of something bigger than yourself.

You've been stuffed in a tin can for seven hours surrounded by people

And I say, Why? Isn't that what boarding school is for?

- so I'm gonna wait outside. - Oh!

where her stepfather is a client. Alec Baldwin. Pre-yoga.

Great. He's gonna set the whole place on fire.

- So sensitive. - I felt so stupid.

You gave them the wrong dimensions and now you are trying to pretend

but I thought she'd hide it in front of you.

The best story... best story.

- Very smart. - Ready?

Did the remote break? Do we only get one channel now?

I have to get to the airport!

Wow, you and Doyle split.

I'm gonna miss it.

- I will. - Jump in with both feet.

Louis here is gonna walk you over to Momo's Tires and get you settled.

- Oh, I think I win. - I don't know.

Um, so tell me, what is going on with you?

Thank you so much.

- See you then. - See you then, Mom. Bye.

- I'd love for you to meet her sometime. - Sure.

And he smiles and says, Make me.

- The Rockettes were there. - Okay.

Well, I am a Gilmore.

- Wait, it's a tire store? - Buh-bye. Thank you.

- Except me. - Lorelai, why are we here?

Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

- Really? I must meet him. - Oh, you did.

I think it'll be about eight weeks to work up a proposal for the publishers

Oh, sorry. Uh, Michel, call over to Momo's and see if they can accommodate

Or carbon monoxide. I just thought better safe than sorry.

A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

- You have arrived! - Bye, Kirk.

but I had the gardener tell her to come in early one day

Did you ever imagine there'd be a Grandma without a Grandpa?

and for a premium, you can get the cream of the crop,

- Oh, I didn't think she was mad anymore. - You didn't?

I do not guarantee it will make it home, or even out of the gas station.

And you couldn't care less!

- Who did your work? - What?

To absent friends.

- I'd like it to be less. - I don't need a child. I have you.

- You would've run out of Kleenex. - It's nice we can joke about it now.

- Did you keep it? - No.

If your maid hadn't heard my sobs, I don't know what would've happened.

- Tacos are tiny. - I'm making dinner.

trying to grow a pineapple out of a coat rack!

I never really wanted to write about myself.

Oh, crap! I forgot about Paul?

I'll call and see if she wants it,

- I think you must be in love. - Hi, Mom.

- Linda? - No. The therapist.

- What kind of person? - A normal person

All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

- Ah! There she is, the New Yorker writer! - Super-proud!