Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I have many options. Paris lets me stay with her in New York.

It'd be like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan,

- Very smart. - Ready?

or playing the flute with a peg leg,

Oh, sorry. Uh, Michel, call over to Momo's and see if they can accommodate

Fine. Don't tell me.

♪ The candlelight a-flickering ♪

Rudik! Do you want to see my pussy?

Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

- so I'm gonna wait outside. - Oh!

but I thought she'd hide it in front of you.

so he came looking for me and he burst into the pool house

- You would've run out of Kleenex. - It's nice we can joke about it now.

To absent friends.

Pay for Wi-Fi! I do.

- What? - Much better story.

- I'm glad it went well. - It did.

You made him very proud.

- The Rockettes were there. - Okay.

- Except me. - Lorelai, why are we here?

Thank you so much.

- Oh, I didn't think she was mad anymore. - You didn't?

- Red okay... - Paul.

- I think you must be in love. - Hi, Mom.

Are you prepared to have a really unattractive child

- Oh, I think I win. - I don't know.

It was late and there was scotch.

Did the remote break? Do we only get one channel now?

- I'd love for you to meet her sometime. - Sure.

Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!

Would you be okay if your child

I will call you when I get to London.

Dance numbers terrify him.

Come back here!

And he smiles and says, Make me.

- Ah! There she is, the New Yorker writer! - Super-proud!

- Did you keep it? - No.

but I had the gardener tell her to come in early one day

We should get together next month maybe. Can we?

You intended for Dad's eyebrow and my forearm to be the same length?

A lot. But, again, Lorelai's the only mother I ever had,

I drilled a few holes in the floor.

where Huck is a Klan leader and terrified of water.

I have to get to the airport!

Apologize to your parents.

Well, I am a Gilmore.

wash your hands, dinner's almost ready!

I think it'll be about eight weeks to work up a proposal for the publishers

A portrait so big, Peter Jackson could hang it at the Argonath.

- No. You said no. - And you said no.

Oh, by the way, if I get a terminal disease,

I look up and I see him standing there across the way at my locker

And I say, Why? Isn't that what boarding school is for?

- Tacos are tiny. - I'm making dinner.

Wow, you and Doyle split.

also holding a pair of black lacy knickers.

and for a premium, you can get the cream of the crop,

- I will. - Jump in with both feet.

- Linda? - No. The therapist.

I do not guarantee it will make it home, or even out of the gas station.

Oh, she's difficult and a little weird.

- Rasouli? Mendelssohn? - I just had them.

or whatever the hell it is you're doing.

Full freakin' circle.

- See you then. - See you then, Mom. Bye.

Actually, the loo's fine, too.

- Who? - Mario Andretti?

trying to grow a pineapple out of a coat rack!

then you're part of something bigger than yourself.

Ask them questions. Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

- Right. - I have problems. I can't help them.

And you couldn't care less!

- Super-proud Luke. - What?

- Should I be nervous? - As a rule, yes.

I am not going to Harvard. I had sex, but I'm not going to Harvard!

I really like these pants, so...

You've been stuffed in a tin can for seven hours surrounded by people

Oh, crap! I forgot about Paul?

I'm gonna miss it.

You gave them the wrong dimensions and now you are trying to pretend

I don't know. Maybe.

I'm a screw-up! I admit it!

- But you don't live anyplace. - Just for now.

This is such a big house

They were old, so it could've just been old people passing out.

When we remodeled the house, you wanted a picture window,

The best story... best story.

Great. He's gonna set the whole place on fire.

♪ Can't you see me smiling? Can't you see me laugh, I'm the man ♪

- You have arrived! - Bye, Kirk.

All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

- Who did your work? - What?

- I'd like it to be less. - I don't need a child. I have you.

I never really wanted to write about myself.

- to put it over the top. - Like a sewer system.

- So sensitive. - I felt so stupid.

♪ Spring is all the brighter After rip storms have blown ♪

Or carbon monoxide. I just thought better safe than sorry.

Um, so tell me, what is going on with you?

please tell them it was my brother

All those women with red noses and Skechers.

- This corner would work. - That's not how Uber works.

- Really? I must meet him. - Oh, you did.

A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

- What kind of person? - A normal person

Why is everyone treating this like it's a normal rite of passage?

- Nah! I just hit my steps. - Okay.

Did you ever imagine there'd be a Grandma without a Grandpa?

No, she's squatting in a cabin with no phone service,

Louis here is gonna walk you over to Momo's Tires and get you settled.

Well, here's the upside. You definitely made an impression.

I'll call and see if she wants it,

where her stepfather is a client. Alec Baldwin. Pre-yoga.

If your maid hadn't heard my sobs, I don't know what would've happened.

I didn't mean to dishonor him.

- Wait, it's a tire store? - Buh-bye. Thank you.