Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or carbon monoxide. I just thought better safe than sorry.

- Oh, I didn't think she was mad anymore. - You didn't?

I'm gonna miss it.

- The Rockettes were there. - Okay.

And you couldn't care less!

I will call you when I get to London.

All those women with red noses and Skechers.

♪ The candlelight a-flickering ♪

♪ Spring is all the brighter After rip storms have blown ♪

Oh, crap! I forgot about Paul?

- Except me. - Lorelai, why are we here?

- Did you keep it? - No.

- Who? - Mario Andretti?

Well, here's the upside. You definitely made an impression.

- Who did your work? - What?

- Should I be nervous? - As a rule, yes.

I am not going to Harvard. I had sex, but I'm not going to Harvard!

- Ah! There she is, the New Yorker writer! - Super-proud!

- Linda? - No. The therapist.

It'd be like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan,

Great. He's gonna set the whole place on fire.

I think it'll be about eight weeks to work up a proposal for the publishers

- But you don't live anyplace. - Just for now.

Thank you so much.

They were old, so it could've just been old people passing out.

Come back here!

Well, I am a Gilmore.

and for a premium, you can get the cream of the crop,

- Very smart. - Ready?

Are you prepared to have a really unattractive child

Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!

- I'm glad it went well. - It did.

I never really wanted to write about myself.

I didn't mean to dishonor him.

You intended for Dad's eyebrow and my forearm to be the same length?

Louis here is gonna walk you over to Momo's Tires and get you settled.

Well, I have many options. Paris lets me stay with her in New York.

We should get together next month maybe. Can we?

- Wait, it's a tire store? - Buh-bye. Thank you.

Apologize to your parents.

Wow, you and Doyle split.

Rudik! Do you want to see my pussy?

- so I'm gonna wait outside. - Oh!

I'm a screw-up! I admit it!

Fine. Don't tell me.

- So sensitive. - I felt so stupid.

- I think you must be in love. - Hi, Mom.

or playing the flute with a peg leg,

Actually, the loo's fine, too.

Full freakin' circle.

You made him very proud.

A lot. But, again, Lorelai's the only mother I ever had,

You gave them the wrong dimensions and now you are trying to pretend

- What? - Much better story.

No, she's squatting in a cabin with no phone service,

where Huck is a Klan leader and terrified of water.

Ask them questions. Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

wash your hands, dinner's almost ready!

A portrait so big, Peter Jackson could hang it at the Argonath.

- to put it over the top. - Like a sewer system.

- I'd love for you to meet her sometime. - Sure.

All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

Oh, she's difficult and a little weird.

so he came looking for me and he burst into the pool house

- Tacos are tiny. - I'm making dinner.

Would you be okay if your child

Did the remote break? Do we only get one channel now?

♪ Can't you see me smiling? Can't you see me laugh, I'm the man ♪

Dance numbers terrify him.

where her stepfather is a client. Alec Baldwin. Pre-yoga.

I drilled a few holes in the floor.

You've been stuffed in a tin can for seven hours surrounded by people

Why is everyone treating this like it's a normal rite of passage?

- No. You said no. - And you said no.

If your maid hadn't heard my sobs, I don't know what would've happened.

but I had the gardener tell her to come in early one day

I'll call and see if she wants it,

- Right. - I have problems. I can't help them.

Pay for Wi-Fi! I do.

- I'd like it to be less. - I don't need a child. I have you.

It was late and there was scotch.

also holding a pair of black lacy knickers.

Oh, sorry. Uh, Michel, call over to Momo's and see if they can accommodate

- Nah! I just hit my steps. - Okay.

This is such a big house

- This corner would work. - That's not how Uber works.

I do not guarantee it will make it home, or even out of the gas station.

A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

Um, so tell me, what is going on with you?

please tell them it was my brother

Oh, by the way, if I get a terminal disease,

then you're part of something bigger than yourself.

- You have arrived! - Bye, Kirk.

I look up and I see him standing there across the way at my locker

- Super-proud Luke. - What?

- What kind of person? - A normal person

but I thought she'd hide it in front of you.

When we remodeled the house, you wanted a picture window,

I don't know. Maybe.

- Rasouli? Mendelssohn? - I just had them.

- See you then. - See you then, Mom. Bye.

- Oh, I think I win. - I don't know.

And I say, Why? Isn't that what boarding school is for?

trying to grow a pineapple out of a coat rack!

I really like these pants, so...

And he smiles and says, Make me.

The best story... best story.

- Red okay... - Paul.

- Really? I must meet him. - Oh, you did.

- I will. - Jump in with both feet.

Did you ever imagine there'd be a Grandma without a Grandpa?

I have to get to the airport!

- You would've run out of Kleenex. - It's nice we can joke about it now.

To absent friends.

Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

or whatever the hell it is you're doing.