Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I drilled a few holes in the floor.

When we remodeled the house, you wanted a picture window,

- I'm glad it went well. - It did.

- But you don't live anyplace. - Just for now.

- I'd like it to be less. - I don't need a child. I have you.

- Right. - I have problems. I can't help them.

A lot. But, again, Lorelai's the only mother I ever had,

Oh, by the way, if I get a terminal disease,

Did you ever imagine there'd be a Grandma without a Grandpa?

Oh, she's difficult and a little weird.

Well, here's the upside. You definitely made an impression.

Rudik! Do you want to see my pussy?

- Oh, I didn't think she was mad anymore. - You didn't?

I have to get to the airport!

You've been stuffed in a tin can for seven hours surrounded by people

A kid that's fresh. A kid with me.

- Rasouli? Mendelssohn? - I just had them.

Wow, you and Doyle split.

All those women with red noses and Skechers.

All right, come on, you guys. Let's go.

I do not guarantee it will make it home, or even out of the gas station.

Would you be okay if your child

We should get together next month maybe. Can we?

so he came looking for me and he burst into the pool house

- See you then. - See you then, Mom. Bye.

but I had the gardener tell her to come in early one day

- Should I be nervous? - As a rule, yes.

Pay for Wi-Fi! I do.

It'd be like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan,

You intended for Dad's eyebrow and my forearm to be the same length?

Or carbon monoxide. I just thought better safe than sorry.

And he smiles and says, Make me.

trying to grow a pineapple out of a coat rack!

but I thought she'd hide it in front of you.

- Ah! There she is, the New Yorker writer! - Super-proud!

Thank you so much.

- so I'm gonna wait outside. - Oh!

also holding a pair of black lacy knickers.

wash your hands, dinner's almost ready!

Apologize to your parents.

You gave them the wrong dimensions and now you are trying to pretend

Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!

I don't know. Maybe.

- Wait, it's a tire store? - Buh-bye. Thank you.

- Red okay... - Paul.

- Linda? - No. The therapist.

Fine. Don't tell me.

Why is everyone treating this like it's a normal rite of passage?

Are you prepared to have a really unattractive child

please tell them it was my brother

I am not going to Harvard. I had sex, but I'm not going to Harvard!

- You have arrived! - Bye, Kirk.

- Except me. - Lorelai, why are we here?

- This corner would work. - That's not how Uber works.

Um, so tell me, what is going on with you?

where her stepfather is a client. Alec Baldwin. Pre-yoga.

- The Rockettes were there. - Okay.

The best story... best story.

- I will. - Jump in with both feet.

You made him very proud.

Oh, crap! I forgot about Paul?

I never really wanted to write about myself.

I really like these pants, so...

I didn't mean to dishonor him.

or playing the flute with a peg leg,

No, she's squatting in a cabin with no phone service,

♪ The candlelight a-flickering ♪

♪ Can't you see me smiling? Can't you see me laugh, I'm the man ♪

- Really? I must meet him. - Oh, you did.

A portrait so big, Peter Jackson could hang it at the Argonath.

They were old, so it could've just been old people passing out.

I'm gonna miss it.

Full freakin' circle.

Actually, the loo's fine, too.

- Very smart. - Ready?

I think it'll be about eight weeks to work up a proposal for the publishers

- What? - Much better story.

- Who? - Mario Andretti?

If your maid hadn't heard my sobs, I don't know what would've happened.

To absent friends.

Well, I have many options. Paris lets me stay with her in New York.

Louis here is gonna walk you over to Momo's Tires and get you settled.

I'll call and see if she wants it,

I look up and I see him standing there across the way at my locker

And you couldn't care less!

- I think you must be in love. - Hi, Mom.

Dance numbers terrify him.

Oh, sorry. Uh, Michel, call over to Momo's and see if they can accommodate

♪ Spring is all the brighter After rip storms have blown ♪

and for a premium, you can get the cream of the crop,

- Who did your work? - What?

It was late and there was scotch.

Well, I am a Gilmore.

Did the remote break? Do we only get one channel now?

- You would've run out of Kleenex. - It's nice we can joke about it now.

Ask them questions. Challenge Jill to an arm wrestle.

I will call you when I get to London.

This is such a big house

- Super-proud Luke. - What?

or whatever the hell it is you're doing.

- Nah! I just hit my steps. - Okay.

- Oh, I think I win. - I don't know.

- What kind of person? - A normal person

then you're part of something bigger than yourself.

- to put it over the top. - Like a sewer system.

And I say, Why? Isn't that what boarding school is for?

Great. He's gonna set the whole place on fire.

Blondes, brunettes and redheads.

- No. You said no. - And you said no.

- Tacos are tiny. - I'm making dinner.

Come back here!

I'm a screw-up! I admit it!

- Did you keep it? - No.

- I'd love for you to meet her sometime. - Sure.

where Huck is a Klan leader and terrified of water.

- So sensitive. - I felt so stupid.