Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I'm gonna put on these Polaroids that we took at the Club.
Howard, you have to get into firing range without him seeing you!
Hey, over here.
...with the new job but please try and call us.
Let me just pay the check and I'm out of here.
Nice place. Do you pay to live here?
...shot at, handcuffed... I got thrown out of an airplane!
Then I flashed on reality, right! Bam! Halloween's not till next month.
But, Howard...
- Thanks. - You're not really a...
Jenning! They're seasoning me! Wait, you better let me up.
He's a duck terrorist! He hijacked the plane!
- You think that's funny, Jenning? - I'm not Jenning any more.
So long asshole!
I'm about to meet secretly with my colleague, and he's bringing The Feather.
Hey, another car. No big deal!
...back to the power source here on earth.
Are you ready for an incredible story?
Howard.
Oh my God!
Small universe...
I've got to think about practical matters: Food, shelter... a job.
Thank you. Hello Dr. Jenning.
Sounds like a brunch of bull-puckie to me!
The duck got away.
If we did, we could establish a continuing link between our planets.
Howard, step on the brake! Step on the brake!
Oh God!
What is that? A suburb of Cleveland?
- Try the seat belt, Howard. - Seat belt?
He must have ate the chili
Where's the SPCA when you need them?
Hi, it's Wendy. I had this really intense dream last night, Howie.
One million kilowatts...
- Mallard in the side pocket. - Adios, quack man.
The house is fucked up That just the way i live
Oh, no, no, we have fights in here all the time.
what is that. a suburb of cleveland
We gotta get outta here!
- What happened? - How the hell did you do that?
You ordered the specials, what's wrong?
Hey, hey, different life styles is one thing, different life forms is another.
- ... or is this gonna be trouble? - Hey Ritchie...
Howard, we are on our way to the Science Hall of Fame.
I got no intention of being stranded here.
Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil.
I no longer need human food
- Wet stuff ahead! - Watch out!
How am I supposed to run a class...
Listen to me, small visitor.
I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
What a dive.
Listen, okay. Everybody in here is a witness.
- You leave him alone! - Let me through!
Thanks. These'll help...
- Shot? - Reaction of the local hunters...
Phil, no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save Earth...
It's cheap. The manager of my band found it for me.
You are about to make history a second time, my little friend.
Howard!
- What? Why? - He's some kind of monster.
- Get out of the way! - It's still hot!
- ... from monkey, to me, for instance. - You consider that progress?
You filthy scum bucket!
Is this like stick-shift or automatic?
and Biden will be the cause of it
- ... was not a monkey but a duck! - Some theory...
What?
FUCK THIS MOVIE. ITS PLANES BUT WORST FUCK YOU MCU IS BETTER
- This is humiliating. - I just don't want people...
Fuck you!!
Right! Well, who needs you?
- You got it! - Ritchie!