Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whatever, I... You know, I can handle it.

Split left 90. Hook and ladder, on one.

For which team?

in the end zone, and look at him dance with the football.

I’m real happy about Ayton. But, I need to know about Boston.

Really? You wanna watch trains tonight?

I'm just coach Thom's black work horse

Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison?

All of them two a days in the heat mean nothing,

You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?

Get your ass back on that bench!

Billy Bob cried, 'cause he's a bit of a crier.

Belly Bob cried, 'cause he's a bit of a crier.

- A 10. A fucking 10. - Gentlemen.

Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina.

Fire that fucking pigskin!

Charlie’s Liquor Here I Come

Hey, Jonnie, this here letter came for you yesterday.

that we were beating Bingville 14-3.

Kilmer gonna eat his ass. Watch this.

And they were Four-A all last year.

I got eyes on the both of you! And don't think for 1 minute..

God dam worse Game I’ve ever seen

- Don't do it, Wendell. - Get out of here.

- No, sir. - I didn't think so.

Are you gonna cry, Lyle?

- You got a CAT scan? - Yeah!

I'm back! Puke and rally!

Now take off your clothes and get in the car.

and we'll leave it all out on the field.

I know Kilmer will lose at least a 1st and a 3rd round draft pick.

The clock's still running!

Me every night at bedtime.

Dimmy sure ain't got what Lance has.

Now I know hes probably going to stay in New England

When you go on vacation and now your broke!

They scanned my cat I can play

I just wanna thank God

- It's just a football game. - No, it's not.

Tonight we play Chop Shop And tonight we beat Chop Shop

- "Mount me"? - Well, not right away,

He's at my window.

And the Coyotes tonight will play the Bingville Bulls

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory,

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you son of a bitch!

Well, no, she's pretty sharp. She pulls A's.

Never said anything to me

And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

- You getting this? - You know I got it.

I need to hit some ass

When you house floods U get late night laundry

It's like nothing was never good enough.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no faggots from Meadowbrook

Shit for brains, this isn't no fucking sand lot!

Overtime? Tell me who wins!

I will fear no faggets From Provo

My folks never get home before 12:00.

You understand that by running the ball, we control the clock.

I need to talk to you about your son's Halloween costume...

You listen hard. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics.

OH MY Gawd Star FAKE Reporter Johnny Oxen

I will fear no faggets from Provo

On Wednesday.. Knick knacks resigns!

We're running an oop-dee-oop. No tight ends, no running backs.

Hey, Sammy. That's about the most action your boy's seen, isn't it?

That's me as a kid, playing ball with my best friends.

and I think it's necessary that we move beyond the common nomenclature

I’m happy about your birthday But I need to talk to you about Lane

- Everybody on the ball! Get on the ball! - He's got to stop the clock!

Seems like contract talks are dragging ass

Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened.

I really appreciate y'all not saying anything.

You want some cheese with that whine?

- Thanks, Mox. Thanks, baby. - Yeah! Let's go.

Hey Mott, wait up...

Coach Pelini the only way we are going back out on that field is without you

- Dad, he's just experimenting. - Enough! I'm serious.

If you’re hungry, I just fed the fish...

about Bud Kilmer's 23rd district championship?

Mr. Harbor? Lance is out of surgery.

I'm getting fucked up tonight!

Hand down Billy Bob

You don't always have to do the right thing, Mox.

Yeah, have one. I'll make it.

Move it! Thinks I'm here for his entertainment.

- He didn't get out. - The clock is still running!

August 28th, ain’t so bad

No, Coach. They just kids.

- Touchdown! Touchdown! - Touchdown! Touchdown!

I'm gonna go home, and you can kiss my ass.

Fuck it, I’m out

That's a bunch of names.

Three, four, five?

I don't want your cough

looking forward to seeing you tonight at Bud Kilmer Stadium

GO FLYERS ! GO FLYERS !

Now, we all need to concentrate on tonight's game!

ACC PD On UGA Players

Come on. You're almost there! Here we go!

All right, 4-95. Curl, on one. Eyes up.

Get me off the field! Get me off the field!

You cost us our perfect fantasy chat! How does it feel?

Fuck kilmer Fuck kilmer

Shame nobody had the mind to hold us back

Oh my god, I think I found my berries omg I think I found my berries

Coyotes leading 7 to 0. Gilroy with the football just at mid-field.

And Don't Worry, Check, I'm Behind You.

He's out of the first surgery.

Oh, my God. Everybody come meet Jonnie Moxon.

Why don't you let the pom pom girls play for you? Goddamn worst game I ever seen

Hey, Tweeter. Hey, man, you got any? My knee's killing me.

They scanned my cat

- Meet at the Mini-Mart at 10:00 tonight. - 10:00? For what, man?

Billy Bob, the man's holding up some fingers, true or false?

And Jon drank beers Because, well Jon drinks beer

I mean, Jonathan Moxon's only one man, you know.

He's very spiritual.

New Tweeter TD Dance

Hell, they've been hurting people.

- If you're not all right, say something. - Moxon.