Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just for grins
- How long's he out? - Any chance for this season?
Why don't you let the pom-pom girls play for you?
Listen up, people.
Tomlin gonna eat his ass. Watch this.
Playing football at West Canaan is not the opportunity of a lifetime.
CPOs DURING SEASON SHIT, THEM BOYS IS HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVED!
I’m just Bob’s black workhorse!
I've known her since kindergarten. Nothing's ever happened.
- Break! - Break!
Lance is the best quarterback in the state.
Last..
How I expect my friends to talk about my last BBQ
Stop it, check. This isn’t funny! Knock off this here can.
Shit them boys is having The time of their lives
Now that's it! No more religions!
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Get in there! Get in there! Right deep.
Hunt, Get Your Ass Back On That Bench!
You’re dragging ass out there son, And it’s fucking in my universe!
Remember 10 years ago when someone got offended and this was the response?
This team needs is a lot more effort...
- My people. - Kyle, did you start a cult?
Brandon is a... Justin is a...
I say, fuck that. Let's go out there and we'll play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes.
I have brought two state titles and 22 district championships!
And you boys are on the house all night.
Get down their throats now!
And we all want to know about you planning to play ball in the lvy League.
Lord, don't do this to me.
I say, fuck that. Let's go out there,
- Where are we going tonight? - That's a surprise.
No mames eso
Make the damn call! Hey, you feel like chicken tonight!?
Let's show them what it takes to start for Kilmer's Coyotes.
And Tweeter drank beers, because, well, Tweeter drinks beer.
I’m real happy about Triple Doubles But I need to know about a jump shot.
All right, put down that glass.
Tonight, We Play Bingville at 8:30pm?
I mean, Jonathan Moxon only likes men, you know.
Not here, here, but somewhere here.
They aren’t worth the Charmin ultra soft they wipe their butts with
Is check strapped up to that cross again?
We've got the rest of our lives to be mediocre,
Baby, I just got so excited thinking about next year
Look at the size of that sausage!
This is for most-improved player at lineman camp.
Major
Instead of your helmet,
Well Saquon is out of surgery..
Relax, let the dryer do the work.
You're healthy, you're gonna play football.
The scientists get all the money and goodies because The Med school doesn’t give a fuck about us
Fuck the Bruins
- And no huddles. - What?
Dallas Cowboys New playbook
Let's GO BLUE!
Slovis was a no talent Pussy. But atleast he listened.
There he is! There he is! That a boy Thomas, nice throw Watson!
I don’t want more life!
I mean, Chris Wilcox’s only one man, you know.
I will fear no f*ggots from Boston
Make him understand
Come on, let's go quick! On the ball!
September 28th, ain’t so bad
these are my people
There'll be no drinking and no driving.
No. I was lying in bed naming my unborn children.
I really need to talk to you.
- Mind if I take a seat beside you? - Don't move.
I mean, Chris Wilco’s only one man, you know.
Never said anything to me about it.
No district title, no shot at state.
You don't like games on Friday nights?
What else am I supposed to do?
Shit them boys are having the time of their life
I don't know that I'll ever get the job done like he did.
Does it really bother you?
James Cowboy pulls the quarterback gives the football to Terry and...
That’s my soldier Bobcat
I'm just Irsay’s black work horse. Fuck Irsay..
Call the nurse!
- Thanks. - All right, thank you.
Like, "I just fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree"
Weem, Get Your Ass Back On That Bench!
Good Mooning Boys! Good Mooning
That Sirianni isn't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with.
Feed the machine!
- One, two, three. - Coyotes!
Penis, Penis, Penis Vagina, Vagina, Vagina
Safe! Go!
I’m just Andy Reed’s black workhorse.
She invited me over. I'm just being polite. Right, Kyle?
- Sure. - Okay.
And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
Raiders QB is a No Talent Pussy! But At least he Listens!
Hey! That's my boy!
Touchdown! Gilroy!
Don't do it, Wendell. It's not worth it, man.
CPOs during season
- That's not all she pulls. - I'm just saying she's not stupid.
When the starting quarterback gets hurt And they put the back up in
SHIT, YOU POISONED MY LEAGUE, SON
Yup. You know, this is their first year to play in our district.
Goddamn worst decade (plus) I ever seen!
all them games we won mean nothing if you don't win tonight.
Well, there goes the season.
Things Change, Royce You’re the senior detective now…
Give him the shot!
- Miss Davis. - Ten.
I'm walking out that door. I want you all to trust me
- I hear you, man. - You don't hear me, man.
a 10! A fucking 10!
Nothing better!
Yeah, Mox.
What plays in my head every time a millennial gets offeneded by something
Yeah! En garde!
You referred to yourself as one man. You're really enjoying this.
Field goal for Gilroy. It is good. Gilroy leads 17 to 7
You cost me the BLOFFM points title. How does it feel?
Shit.
Nevada State averaged over 40 points a game with this offense.
It's about me getting a better life.
eric's ride to florida state!
Full academic scholarship.
IT'S MISS KUKA----OH YEHHHHH !!!!!!
at the cost of someone else
I was about to make an ice cream Sundar from graeters
Looks Like, "I just fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree"
A 10!! A Fuckin 10!!!!