Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you hearing me?

this swine fucks up my new suit, man, he's road ham!

with 8:10 left in the ball game, and still no Bud Kilmer.

- All right. - Oh, yeah.

that I can't fuck with your transcripts and get this whole deal blown for you.

Now, I think it's also very important that we discuss and discard

What? You're sorry?

I stood up to it, so will he.

That's where you're wrong, Mox. You're wrong.

Kyle did you start your own cult

Things change Mox. You’re the starting quarterback now.

Big Ben goes down.. all of a sudden you’re lazy..

Thankful for the penis & vagina #L&DNurse

Saban’s a fucking ass racist redneck

Jon. Great, Jon...

- So when did you graduate? - I'm class of 1980.

Hand down Billy Bob

Things change Mox

I mean, Baker Mayfield's only one man, you know.

You don't think that lame-ass play where I run downfield and act like I'm lost is gonna work, do you?

and be the manager at Wal-Mart and coach JV football.

I mean, I love spending time with her, you know.

Kilmer's threatening to fuck up my scholarship

Win at all costs.

Well, I guess bad hands just runs in the family.

You hear me in there?

What do you say boys?

Yup. Yeah. They pulled out their wangers,

Im gettin fucked up tonight

a man on the cross, I ask you to pray for the health of Lance Harbor.

I would be buying into everything that's wrong with this town.

Weiners on the concrete at The Tank? Well that ain’t no good!

All right, let's razzle dazzle them dummy D's with a little package six.

Okay? Look, we're friends. We're just a little closer now.

Me when I realize… The 1391 was wrong all along

MilitaryTimes: Study proves that Navy is the fattest branch Military: “You’re too fat Navy! Too slow and dumb!”

- God, what's that smell? - That's us.

The Lakers stink of desperation

We can't. This is not... I'm really sorry. All right?

and I have had sex with older women before.

I don’t want Your washer

We cool, Mox. Hey.

When your friends plan a vacation Without including you.

- Oop-dee-oop left, on one. Ready? - Break!

and it's fucking up my universe. You understand?

When your house floods You get late night laundry

That’s my soldier William Robert

Stop it, check. This isn’t funny! Knock of this here can.

You cost me my perfect fantasy chat!

Our Father, who art in heaven,

- Thanks, Mox. - No problem.

Hey Terra, You skinny ass bitch let's roll!!!

Just beware dumbbells...

Maybe these were the last days. I never played football again,

What is this shit? I’m not interested in your fucking muscles!

Now that ain't right.

In fact, as a man of the cross, or in your case,

Follow me out there

Well, that was a good thing tonight! Good thing tonight!

Obama to the orange clown

10! A FUCKING 10

Twins right, Z out, on one. Ready?

Come on, Johnny, you can do it!

Fuck Carson. - Fuck Carson."

She's got Grambling coming to see me.

Christopher 2024

for the male erection we want to identify and discard?

You think you're in some fancy school? Bullshit!

- You know what it's called? - Hell yeah, Tweeter!

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

That's how she got Lance.

Son, did you pray for playing time?

Jeb put his wiener on the glass at the Alamo Club?

Road Division Admin

I thought you said Chicago wasn’t that good The ain’t

"You're too fat, Billy Bob! Too slow and dumb!"

"and hit every branch on the way down."

I'm talking to other people, too!

Yes! Our ball. He got the bastards!

Lean on him. Lean on him.

I got another year until she's graduating but...

Little James starks crybaby?

Zach gonna eat his ass watch this

Things change scitty

Good moonin! Good moonin!

- How we doing? Well, we are doing fine. - Congratulations.

Stiff, stiff y, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket.

I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!

TRE tow em wut it takes to start for Kilmer's Coyotes.

- A hero? - Come on, Mox.

Close the door.

Wame do u think you’ll enjoy varsity prison

You know, Sam's boy looked pretty good last Friday.

I mean, Chris Wilcox’s only one man, you know.

Hand down, Billy Bob

- What? - This is bullshit.

It is kind of nice.

All right. Hook and ladder left, on one.

Really not bad, boy. How you feeling?

Oh, my Gawd star reporter, Johnny Oxen

Hand down, Billy Bob.

I don't know, I've been... I just been walking around for a while.

Because, well, I got my head whacked last week.

I remember my first time blocking Fort; you talking to me

Look, I'm hung-over, too, all right?

You think you're in some fancy school? Bullshit!

come on y'all say it

Let's go now! Let's go, God damn it!

Goddamn worst list I’ve ever seen!

Cause the Biscuits are Coming to burn her house down

Hell, it's good for him.

- Billy Bob's gonna puke. - Here he goes!