Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tweeter on the left! Gonzales on the right!

Pass was good to Tweeter but he didn't get out of bounds!

I will bring number 23!

Wangers on the glass at the Alano club?

Let's go! Let's go!

I’m back Puka n rally!

As I walk through through the shadow of death I shall frear no faggots from Bama

Just chill, Wendell, and look over your left shoulder.

Now, does anybody have any others before we move on?

Ladies. Shut up and hold onto your nipples.

every normal football team me:

I mean, Jonathan Moxon's only likes men, you know.

What's that supposed to mean?

These kids nowadays, they just running around lawless

The hard work of so many is sacrificed

I’m gettin fucked up tonight

- are not focused on this fucking game! - I'm getting fucked up tonight.

- We can't be staying up all late. - Relax.

Rampant sex in the stairwells?!

I removed a hell of a lot of scar tissue from that boy's knee.

‘Cause the bobcats are coming to burn her house down!

Twins right, Z out, on one.

Clock's on, get down! Clock's on, get down!

I shall fear no faggots From Webster city

Dani, did you start a cult? That’s so sweet.

My gift to you. To Kilmer.

but then I cheered up when I realized it was only a dream, because

Come on, Lance!

Kilmer never coached again.

There he is! There he is! That a boy, that a boy, Lance!

I mean, Osborne Cox is only one man… ya know…

If it was just football I'd play.

I mean, Chris Wilcox is only one man, you know.

And listen to this crowd.

- How you feeling, boy? - Feeling all right, Coach.

Shaunie Styles—— MBM motto

"I need to talk to you about your son's Halloween costume."

- Maybe that's what happened... - Kilmer.

Go, Boys! Go, Boys! Go, Boys!

Why be good? I'm always good.

I know we'll beat Bingville by way more than that.

and, if I get into Brown, no more West Canaan.

- He's got a chance! - What's the move? Heading for...

the voice of West Canaan High School football.

When the doctor ask what I thought we are having...

What if my little brother ends up playing for him?

I thought you said B’s teams weren’t good?

Come on Bobby You Can Do It

you find yourself another fucking quarterback.

Tell me not to feel weird around you.

- Give me a huddle! Give me a huddle! - Dummieos! Dummieos!

There'll be a victory celebration immediately following the game.

Gilroy with the football, Punkie Tyler, quarterback,

Bake Will Stick To The Game Plan.

Get yourself another shelf. Pretty good running the ball, Wendell.

That I don't know where you are on the waivers.

Real happy about college. But I need to know about the Pacers.

I usually fall for the whipped cream bikini every time.

What? What's wrong?

You got a bad attitude, and you don't listen!

Slant right on three. Don't talk back to your father.

- Touchdown! Good grief! - Touchdown! Touchdown!

You listen hard. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics.

What do you say, boys? What do you say, boys?

What is this shit? I’m not interested in your fucking muscles!

I Now have 3 state state titles.. and 42 district championships!

You cost me my perfect season! Hows it feel!?

Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. Wait. I can't.

But I don’t want to fuck your life.

It was topical. It was erotic.

"Penix, penix, penix, vagina, vagina, vagina."

I was about to make an ice cream sundae. You want one?

Took a pretty good shot there.

Only pain that matters is the pain you inflict

Say it with me! Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina!

What are you doing? He's getting back in the game!

You’re sweet Mox, but you know y’are.

Molina's last words before Dropping at Guernsey

Haines, he's taking the car!

Hey, Tweeter. Take my shot, man. You know I don't drink.

Why don't you let the pom pom girls play for you? Goddamn worst game I ever seen!

while the girls was rehearsing the Christmas pageant.

All right, fancy boy. You ready to show us your dinner?

- if he can't come back in and play... - What about the Coyotes?

- He's gonna go. - 40, 35, he's at the 30, 20,15,10.

We had a thing and it was great, okay.

Let's have a good, hard-hitting, clean football game.

You’re fucking up my universe

Yeah, but would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance?

I'm gonna ask you, son,

Loop-Dee-Fucking-LOop! Give Me A Break.

We do things around here my way You understand that

Had that ankle injury, but he's ready to go now.

- Hey. Hey. Hey. - All right.

The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no faggots from austin

I love football when it's pure, but this...

All right, let's go! Come on. Break it down!

- and now I'm going home, all right? - Where's Billy Bob?

- Tweeter, let's go! - Yeah!

- Four more games. - Yup. Hang in there, man.

Hope last night Was fun!!

Oh, no what? Just catch the ball. Look, a ball. I'm gonna catch it.

Did you start a Cult???

Let's be heroes

5/5 A freaking perfect QA!!!

You're fat, you're slow, all of a sudden you're lazy.

I want it off, now!

- Mox. - Hey! Down! Down! Down!

Goo Mott! Goo Mott! Goo Mott!

Jon, Jonnie. I'm real proud about Brown,

Blee-blah-blee-blah give me a fucking break!

Bartz, do you think you'll enjoy prison?

No more games on Friday nights?

You tell him, Bacon!

Are my boys too much trouble for you Sheri? Hahahaha

Damn doc, I thought you knew

Keep smilin’ shithead

Hey Julio, you got any more? My knees is killing me

- We'll block it. - What, you wanna play defense?

Check! Why is he so difficult?

I’m really happy about Brown. But I need to know about Atlanta.

These are my people

Hey, hey. What's the deal with these kids?

Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina.

Give him the shot

Birthday Weekend!!