Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

thank you very much for dragging my ass out here.

West Canaan versus Gilroy for the whole megillah.

- What? - You're a whiner.

Lance is happy.

COME ON TOM YOU CAN DO IT

Fourth down, 1:49 to play, Greenville.

I right, shift 52. We are a running team.

I don’t want no excuses I want you to fix it

Who's ready? Give it up!

Put me in there! We'll block it!

Gee, I mean, Lance Harbor left some pretty big shoes to fill.

I can't... Go again. I can't.

It's just for grins, don't get your panties in a bunch.

Man! Kilmer loves to bag on your boy, Sammy.

You go on. I'll stay with them, okay?

Really, baby? Here?

They scanned my cat I can play!

How about you, Tom? You think your better than my boy mahommes?

That Winston ain’t worth the charmin extra Soft he wipes his butt with

I mean, after a couple of drinks, maybe. I don't know.

3rd place isn't so bad, is it, Son?

- Okay? - Yeah, I guess we are.

We were just kids, Mox! Just kids.

Damn, jalen, I thought you knew.

I can't go with you. But, here, I'll give you my jacket. Here you go.

When your house floods Late night laundry

Bingville don't stand no chance And Bingville can't see my dance

Job security!!! L&DNurse

- Tonight? - It's half price night at the gun club.

We just wanna make sure no one drinks and drives.

I've hardly ever heard it this quiet

They scanned my cat

That’s my soldier Hunter Lainey.

i give her...two 5s!

Raiders QB is a no talent Pussy! But at Least he Listens

That Carr ain't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with.

KILMER’S BLACK WORK HORSE

- I heard you played a great game. - It was strange.

Almost that time whouis! Gonna wax that ass!

You gonna be second string all your life, boy!

Yeah yeah. I’m real happy about Boston. But I need to know about Philly.

Three. That's only because I broke for over 20 yards each time.

Would you listen to me, all right? Bitches are all just panty droppers.

Sam, we're a little worried about the Gilroy game.

for not being naked with some sophomore chick

Here we go with Moxon as quarterback.

thy will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven.

And then they exposed themselves to the ladies' auxillary

Why dont you let the pom pom girls play for you?! Worse game i ever seen

How we doing? Well, we are doing fine

Kilmer gonna eat Speaker’s ass…watch this.

He shouldn't even have been playing.

You're the starting quarterback now.

My moms been doing my recruiting

I Don’t Want…. My LIFE

I’m going to Facebook jail

- So, what time? - What time what?

Let's go, big Mox!

Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!

Bacon I love that dog

Moxon the quarterback.

- Go, pack! Go, pack! Go, pack! - Yeah!

That's so sweet, honey.

My star quarterback is dragging his leg around, because of you.

- Be a winner. Throw the damn ball! - Come on, Jonnie, you can do it!

Cry me a river, you fat f’n baby. You disgust me.

Don't do it, Wendell. It's not worth it, man.

It's why you boys dragged ass out there.

We do things around here my way! You understand that?

Haunted Halls Revenge Of Dr.Blackmore

I love that dog. I think it’s a pig.

- How you feeling, son? - Can't seem to hold down any chow, sir.

But I woke up kind of sad,

Football is a way of life.

- Make him understand. - Yes, sir.

Sweetness. 500 milligrams?

Gibbs on the track Gibbs on the track

That's funny. Ain't it, buddy?

I am from West Canaan

0-2 isn't so bad, is it, Son?

Move your ass in, let's go!

the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart!

I mean, what about you and Jules?

Well, Jon Moxon finding out how the other half lives here,

I took my scholarship, and I will graduate from Brown University.

Let's show them your old pop's still got it!

Damn, Romes, I thought you knew.

and follow me out there.

you can't schedule Teams meetings in the conference room properly....

All right, 4-95. Curl, on one.

Hand down, Billy Bob

Are you sure you're all right to play?

Out! Out! Out! Come on freakos, get lost! Come on!

LORBY last night

Get out there and win this ball game.

gabriel… did you start your own cult? That’s so sweet!

I swear to God on my mother's grave

Now you rest here. Take advantage, see you at 4:00 practice.

Okay. So what are a few of the slang expressions

Military: Navy is the fattest branch Navy: “You’re too fat Navy! Too slow and dumb!”

Tweeter comes in, throws his hand up. What a great job, big boy!

14 of 18, that's deficient Rodrigo! The only thing you've earned is a meal plan

Well, hell. It ain't multiple choice.

- Come on, boy! - He's all right.

I was just kidding. Just kidding.

Let's show them how it's done.

All right, get out there.

Cause The Flyers Are Coming To Burn Her House Down

JUST CATCH THE BALL. LOOK, A BALL. IM

I just wanted to go with you.

Coach.. my dad died yesterday.. I don’t want no excuses.

commonly associated with sexual reproduction.

I'm glad you came.

Molina's last words before Dropping at Guernsey

“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death” I WILL FEAR NO FAGGOT FROM NORTH CAROLINA