Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Dear Jon, I hope you're as pleased to receive this letter"

- Break! - Break!

Look, Lance tore every ligament he's got.

Pelvis, Pelvis, Pelvis Exercise, exercise, exercise

- See you in class. - All right.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will not fear the faggots from Austria

Mox, how does it feel to be out of Lance Harbor's shadow

"48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives."

The stench of Lakers fan excuses

He's hurt bad, Mox. It's all my fault, man. It's all my fault.

Scanned your cat?

And My Dad Drank Beers, Because Well, My Dad Drinks Beer

Give me a huddle!

Thankful for the penis and vagina!!! Keeps me working... #L&DNurse

What'd you just say?

Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year

One… because every time we get it inside the 10 McVay let’s the honkey QB or WRs takeover

What the hell kind of offense is that?

Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year so he'll be bigger for frosh try-outs.

- That's right. - I smell a challenge.

Oh , no what?Just throw the ball. Look, a ball. I’m gonna throw it.

when we was kids, eh, Sammy boy?

No. Not tonight. It doesn't seem right with Lance all fucked up.

I don't know what you call this offense But look at all those tight ends

Graduated 1980 and still come to all these football parties?

You understand By running the ball we control the clock

This all would not be possible without are new owner!

In Jesus name, Moxon, what are you doing?

Believe me when I tell you, Mox will stick to the game plan.

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no faggots from Leander

- If we don't block this, it's over. - Coach Lance, put me in there.

Tell me who wins.

Bitches are all just panty droppers.

I never miss these.

Since they dropped down to Three-A, they've been killing people.

God. Look, I'm gonna go see my dad.

Slow enough he could have mailed it.

Things change, Day Dee.

Can you fix him?

The game ball goes to, surprise-surprise, Lance Harbor.

Good Morning Bitches

We already made a pact not to say a word.

- Gave up on you. - Am I too late?

Day Dee doesn't think I should play.

Fuck Kilmer, all right? I'll get you in the end zone.

There you go. You chug it! Chug it!

If Kilmer weren't such a prick, my boy would be starting quarterback.

They scanned my cat I can play!

- Will you come keep me warm? - Shit.

or some fucking roll out to a white receiver. It's bullshit.

- You got a smart mouth. - I know, I got a smart mouth,

- Bye, Tweeter. - You know what? You hurt my feelings,

You all wouldn't know anything about dedication, team play.

Commmmmmon Mottttt.. you can dooooooo itttttt!

How do I you see Women on a Harley

- Billy Bob! Billy Bob! - Billy Bob! Billy Bob!

I got your grades under review, and don't you think for a minute

And for some of us, it ended without us knowing.

And this year, God willing with your support for this great team,

This game ball goes to Surprise Surprise.. Lance McCullers

You are my people!

- Wendell, don't do this. - Hey, Coach, I heard a pop.

CPO’s DURING SEASON

Bacon I love that dog

i don't want your wife!

Torah Believers Read the whole Bible in context

Shit, you poisoned my team Son!

Gentlemen, I'm gonna go nuts.

Come on, you all, say it.

ET for the altari is....

- Three? - Wait a minute. Hold on.

Maybe I shouldn't do it.

- Kilmer. - Kilmer?

You can do it Kuh!

Lance Harbor, laying there on the field.

- One, two, three. - Coyotes!

But I don't want your cough

- Why don't you fucking tell me? - Quit! Fuck it!

Blue 19! Blue 19! Go!

I'm Just Pastor Phil’s Black Work Horse. - Pastor Phil.

Blee-Blah-Blee-Blah? Give me a break!

Every time we get inside the 10, he gives the ball to Lance on a sweep

You listen hard. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics.

That moment Adrian Tries flexing on Facebook

When did the damn circus come to town?

"You have been admitted to the 235th class"

I love that dog

Jog it in! Let's go. Jog it in.

And on top of that, I got to sit and watch you cry about it.

If your daddy hadn't played his heart out for me, I'd cut your ass.

Well, all right.

Mr. Moxon, care to share with us?

This game is 48 days

Give me the horny hex!

Oh, God. It's my knee, man.

You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know.

and you're gonna kick our ass, because you don't really give a fuck about us!

Billy Bob! Billy Bob! Coyotes win! Coyotes win! Coyotes win!

I'm preparing to die For all of man's sins

What time are you coming over tonight?

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

Slot left, 35 dive.

- Hey, nice game, Jonathan. - Well, thank you.

That needle goes anywhere near my leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!

It’s a BTT Range, man ..... I’m here to work!!!!!

Your boobs are a

Nothing But Net!

Tweeter drinks beers because, Well Tweeter drinks beer Happy Bday Old man

That jankowski isn’t with the Charon extra soft he wipes his butt with

Is that a fact? And you think he's first string?

Hand down Billy Bob

I think I have a very nice ass.

Sporting some 'tude now!

They need to change the name To America’s funniest shots in the nuts

If Their Granny Lives On the Island, You Better Tell Her To Move,

When the doctor ask What I thought we are having