Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

President Trump just issued a statement Regarding all the high school walkout protests

In the fourth quarter. You're looking off in the goddamn stands!

Yeah, you know, I mean, she's great.

- Kyle? - I only answer to one name.

And Tweeter drank beers, because, well, Tweeter drinks beer.

Jonnie, that's great! I'm so proud of you.

I don’t want no more excuses I want you to fix it

blaming him for Lance's knee and shit.

Aren’t you going if I knew the person and where the person sits?

Wieners on the glass at the Alano Club? #harambe4evr

Hold on to your Nipples

My star quarterback is Dragging his leg around because of you

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having a gut-check minute about who he really is.

She broke my heart, so I broke herjaw

So, now I wanna know where Jon Moxon came from.

If their granny lives in Athens, you better tell her to move ‘Cause the Dogs are coming to burn her house down

I don’t want…my life

Follow me out there

While the Coyotes celebrate, the question I've got to you,

Give me a kiss!

You're not gonna try and hug me now, are you?

Now, I want everybody together to go ahead and say,

No, you were something different. At least I thought you were.

They put wangers on the electric box On Chelsea park trail

HOPE 2020 WAS FUN. HOPE IT WAS FUN.

- Ain't it? That is team spirit. - Yes, sir.

We'll continue this any time you want.

What a great drive. Basically going to Brown the whole way.

Check, what is with the cross?

Coyotes will receive the ball. You gentlemen shake hands.

Billy Bob dropped him off. Said you'd know how to take care of him.

Look, there's nothing going on with Darcy Sears. All right?

Things change, Mox. I don't wanna think about it right now.

- Give him the shot. - You give him that shot,

Shit, Them Boys Is Having The Time Of Their Lives

No. I'm just gonna go home.

I'm getting fucked up tonight

I think he would.

- It's fine. I'm cool. - All right.

- My... Coach, my head... - I don't want no excuses.

And if it wasn't for the commish.. I'd have my MY guy as the starting back

There's Lance and then there's Jules,

My Dr to me this week

We'll change that to 25 dot.

so he'll be bigger for frosh try-outs.

- Painkillers. - They exposed theirselves?

I have brought 2 northern valley titles

JEB put his wanger on the glass at the Alano Club?

Work it, Billy Bob. Let's go, dog.

Fire that fucking pigskin, you pansy!

Why don't you let the pom pom girls play for you? Goddamn worst game I ever seen!

- Fine. - Hook and ladder left, on one.

You got to give it to Brown and let him take it in.

Yeah, and you've taken more snaps than he's taken.

Little Billy Bob crybaby.

I think it’s a pog

Overload the defense on the strong side,

Set. Hut! Hut! Hut! Come on, boy, hit it!

These are my people.

- That's probably Billy Bob. - Mo!

If it keeps that needle out of his leg, absolutely.

- Who we playing tonight? - Shit.

Cmon CH1 Let's get that district championship

Oh, my God. It's star quarterback, Jonnie Moxon.

It's just for gins, don't get your panties in a bunch

What I do know is I don't love you. But Lance, he might love you. I can't...

Don't you worry. You're gonna play every minute of that game.

Ashleigh trying to pronounce “Ohio Penal Museum”

5/5 A freaking perfect QA!!!

May I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death I’ll fear no homo from the juice

I thought you said Oakland wasn't that good.

but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football.

Here you go bros

I don’t want Your washer

And Jon drank beers, because Well Jon drinks beer

You can do it !!!

Come on, Mox. He's been riding the fuck out of Billy Bob, man,

That’s my soldier, William Robert.

COME ON TOM You can do it

I thought you only kissed heroes

Mason Rudolph!! Mason Rudolph!! Titans win!! Titans win!! Titans win!!

Oh my God, everyone come meet Doug Blaha

Good gosh all mighty Joe Friday! Billy Bob!

Check, What Is It With The Cross?

The only way we're going back out on that field is without you.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Makes me wonder if you’d know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart!

All right! First string offense, take water!

Yep I’m gonna get fucked up

All right? You're smart.

And if it wasn't for you, I would still have my starting quarterback.

I’m real happy about UFC ButI need to know about the Trailblazers on Sun night.

I'll call the plays from the line. Defense'll never know what hit them!

I’m real happy about Boomers. But I need to know about Gilroy.

and I drifted off to sleep, and I had a dream

Hope last night was fun. Hope it was fun.

and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up

- You ready? - You don't think that lame-ass play

Oh My Gawd Star fake Reporter Johnny Oxen

(Little bump ) Awyeah!! That's Bobcats! *Crowd goes Wild*

We are sending iton Friday. We have the recipe.

Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby. You disgust me.

If their granny lives in Bingville, you better tell her to move,

Let's go! Let's go!

- Don't be stupid. - What? No way, man.

Mott was laying in bed last night

How my mood will be on Dec 8th

I can't focus INTHSA!

it's called archive.ph it's called archive.ph! archive.ph!

Now you rest here. Take advantage, See you at 5:00 practice

I feel like I'm doing something illegal.

Goddamn worst virus I’ve ever scene

Yep, I'm gettin fucked up tonight

When your house floods U get late night laundry