Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was about to make an ice cream sundae.

- Someone always screws up. - Well, have a little fun, then.

as the Coyotes take on the Bingville Bulls.

and we got handcuffs and cool shit to play with.

Real happy about John. But I need to know when I’ll be on.

Shit, you poisoned my team, son.

What a hit on Brown.

Come on, Jules, I've always been a football player.

KAREN TAKES IT OFF !!!!!

don't worry, son i'm behind you

I don't date football players.

all we're left with is an excuse. We're always gonna wonder.

It's hard to focus on this when Sydney Sweeney's tits are just so goddamn big

Oh my God it's Lori !!!!!

I want four receivers stacked left. Tweeter, you on the right.

I'm wondering what happened to you.

I don't know if I love guys but I might.

Lance Harbor, two-year all-state, what a night he's having.

Harbors appreciate you being here,

I'm about to fuck your pig! How bout that?

Gonzales, complete! One more time

Want me to get dressed and come out there?

Why don't you let the pom pom girls play for you? Goddamn worst game I ever seen

I thought you said the Yankees wasn't that good.

I shall fear no faggots from Webster city

of this football team and the town that supports it.

This ain’t the one where I trot downfield and act like I’m lost, is it?

Shit, then kids is having the time of their lives!

Hey Lt Tucker!!!

Give me a beer!

Way to go, Jonnie.

I know we'll beat Michigan by way more than that.

bring a hanger!!!!!

- I'm just Kilmer's black work horse. - Kilmer.

pressed them up against the glass at the Alano Club

I’m Jerry’s black workhorse.

You're dragging ass out there, son,

This is Olin Buchanan of KPJT.

I need to hit some ass!

Tonight, We Beat New York

- Playing Pee-Wee? - Yeah. It was fun.

I give it a 10!

What about the next team he coaches?

All right! All right! Go!

Pelvis, pelvis, pelvis floor, floor, floor!

- On three. One, two, three, Coyotes! - Coyotes!

Good Morning Bitches

Shit, then Harrigan’s are having the times of their lives!!

any slang terms for different sex organs. Please.

You're a gamer, Wendell. Let's do this. You'll be good to go.

Now I present to you our captain, quarterback Lance Harbor.

- Billy Bob, are you okay? - Yes, ma'am.

and he's nowhere to be found.

DAMN, IT'S MISS SHARON !!!!!!!

Gentlemen. Now that none of us are inebriated,

Kyle! Why is he so difficult?

I thought you said the Yankees weren’t that good.

Me trying to get my kids to bed.

Now I know he's probably gonna stay in West Canaan

You're doing fine.

Well, the clock winding down, and I can't say that I understand this.

I'm just Irsay’s black work horse. Fuck Irsay.

I’m gonna ask you America..

Costs a lot of money to look that cheap.

Stick to the Basics! Stick to the basics!

Jon Moxon with a 40-yard pass! Where'd this kid come from?

Shit, them kids is having the time of their lives!

You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know.

Think you'll play tonight?

Gooooood moooooooooning!!

All right, bring it up over your head.

"Fuck Carson. - Fuck Carson."

Fields playing the next 30 minutes for the next 30 years of our lives

All right, 4-95. Let's go. Get out there.

Anybody wanna stop these guys From planting my ass

Well, she don't have no division title to win, does she?

We're a running team. You only call what I tell you to call.

Well, at the end of the first half, Coyotes trailing 14 to 7.

I need to get some ass

I shall fear no fags From Webster city

Mitch and Matt this morning Camp Guido Dego 2017

I need to hit some ass!

I Give it a 10! A FUCKING 10!!

- These are my people. - Your people?

Duder, think you’ll enjoy prison?

Look at Billy Bob. He got enough heart for all y'all. Look at this old boy.

Me talking to Rechtin today

If they hope to win the ball game,

you will live by these laws.

Let's go! Let's go. Let's go.

I appreciate everything you've done for me.

The Colts to Eric Ebron...

If their granny lives in Athens, you better tell her to move ‘Cause the Dogs are coming to burn her house down!

Bass gonna get it

Goddamn worst copy n paste I’ve ever seen!

I don't want your cough

Damn, Doc, I thought you knew.

My friends wives during duck hunting season

No, don't sit. It won't take a minute.

Shit for brains, this isn't no fucking sand lot

I shall fear no faggots from Platte City

Let's go after that time now.

If Fish & Chips Gives You Diarrhoea Then Show Me Your Vagina

- Let the old trainer take a look at it. - Yes, sir.

That’s Right Ohhh ... I smell a challenge

I'm getting fucked up tonight

- Yes, sir. - That's my soldier, William Robert.

Visited Lance today at the...

- What are you so damn happy about? - My cat's okay. I can play.

Pelvis, pelvis, pelvis exercise, exercise, exercise!

You Tell Buzz Whitley

When you’re not included in a guys’ trip Fuck it. I’m out.

Well, Just One Thing For Those Islanders Fans...

Shit them boys is having the time of their lives

Been on him all season.

No, I'm out, Coach.

"Don't Worry, JD, I'm Behind You."

This is what I want to yell, everyday

Somebody get me a Claw!

When your house floods You just have relax

And Jon drank beers Because, well Jon drinks beer

Billy Bob, the man's holding up some fingers, true or false?

Heck, I don't know. I don't know.

I was lying in bed last night… And I drifted off to sleep, and Harsin signed a top 10 recruiting class…

I want you to fix it.

Kilmer gonna eat his ass. Watch this.

Son of a bitch!

Long pass this time, Moxon. Touchdown!

- Coyotes on the lip of the cup. - We're punching it in for six.

I think it’s a pig

Since people are taking down statues

and showing everyone that you've been underrated?

Mox, Tweeter threw my clothes out the window.