Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goddamn worst game I ever seen.

But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game.

If that needle goes anywhere near commish leg,

Bubsy 3D is......

Billy Bob, I'm telling you, man,

victor gay victor gay

It's got to be true or false.

That Kilmer lost his 3rd round draft pick.

When you go on vacation and now your broke!

That’s my soldier, William Robert.

All you care about is your next district title.

I was lying in bed last night

shit them boys is having the time of their lives killing japs

Somebody hold me up.

the Coyotes have got to stop Greenville right here.

If that needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg,

Your dad has such a cute Mount me hat

"which covers your full financial needs."

I’m dog tired, Coach.

Damn Doc, I thought you knew

I get what I want, and you get what you want.

"Gee"? "Heck"? You even thanked God.

You're right. I don't understand.

Pelini the only way we are going back out on that field is without you

Is there a future?

I know we’ll beat the Cocks By way more than that

- Hey. - Hey, you.

CORONA- VIRUS! GIVE ME A BREAK! CORONA-FUCKING- VIRUS! GIVE ME A BREAK!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

The difference between a sneeze and a wet fart

Woke up at the ASS CRACK of dawn

We did win, you know.

I Mean, Jonathan Moxon loves only One Man, You Know.

I mean, it's kind of weird to have you in my house, isn't it?

are my boys too much trouble for you

Let's go. Coyotes, on three!

Don't do it, Jam. It's not worth it, man.

If your granny lives in Southlake, you better tell her to move

This has been the worst night of my life.

I want your life…

- What's up, Darcy? - Hey.

Boner is good. Boner is very...

Listen up listen up I need five wide receivers

- I love that dog. - I think it's a pig.

First and go from the eight.

I thought you said Central Michigan wasn't that good.

- Well, congratulations to you, too. - Congratulations for what?

Hand down Preston

Give her the shot!

Anybody wanna stop these guys From planting my ass

- Come on! Let's go! - Defense! Defense!

I'm just Irsay’s black work horse. Fuck Irsay.

Tonight! Ends my suspension!

And I cannot concentrate because I keep seeing

All right! Listen up! Listen up! I need five wide receivers.

- Well, that's team spirit! - Yeah, it is.

Well, just one thing for those Bingville fans.

If their granny is related to a Hammerhead You better tell her to move

Fuck it, I'm out.

Wait, Jules. Wait a minute. Jules.

Baby, I don't know if I can concentrate here.

No doubt about it.

Kick-off time 7:30.

My boys too much trouble for you papz?

These are my people

I tell you, that was a true slobberknocker on that. He took a whooping,

All right, I right, 494, Z-post, on one.

I was about to make a sundae From graters

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no faggots from North Carolina

I just wanna thank god

Good moonin' goooooood moonin'

Why don't you just step up and play the hero?

Good game. Good game, man.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on Zak! Suck My Fat Cock!

and Florida State and the future.

Now I present to you out captain, quarterback Patrick Mahommes!

- Ready? Break! - Break!

How I feel about Turkey season

So how we doing tonight?

I will fear no faggets from

How many times has McCarthy lost for Speaker of the House?

Was it fun? Was it fun?

Would you go to prom with me?

Gregg Santabarbara is just One Man

Them boys staying up til the sun come up? Wouldn't have it any other way.

Sabans a fucking ass racist redneck

- Then quit. - Can't.

Stubby, as he gets crushed on that play.

Kilmer's a fucking-ass racist redneck.

Lonzo sure ain't got what Kawhi has

You just listen to what the coaches said and tried as best as you could to win.

I tell you what, Billy Bob, man child, got his own zip code, opens a hole up,

Chili counting them up lol

- You don't think all this is hard? - Hard? On who?

Great game tonight.

These are my people

I will fear no faggots from Gilmer

This game is 48 days For the next 48 years of your life’s

It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work.

The crucified 30 year old in the living room

Is Vincent on that cross again

Championship trophy. Steelers.

Ju Ju come in...

I give her a 10!

- What a nut. - Hey, you know of all these guys,

You're sweet, Mox, but you know you are.

14/18 that's Deficient Rodrigo The only thing you've earned is a meal plan

You cost me a my perfect nights sleep How’s it feel?

Holy SHIT it’s MRS Davis

You're gonna tell me you don't know about heroes?

you never question the sanctity of football.

That’s my soldier, William robert

"Penix, penix, penix, vagina, vagina, vagina."

I like trains better.

What kind of lu-lu formation you pulling?

Cyaaaaaaa WHOUIS

Well, there you go, Sammy boy.

Hey, don't even think about Lance going down.

We have the recipe. We are sending it friday.

As I walk through through the shadow of death I shall frear no faggots from Leander

They Scanned My Cat My Cats Ok, They Said I Could Play

- Last chance for the Coyotes. - Set!

All right, now close your eyes. Think real hard.

Shit, them boys is having the time of their lives!

Pat Neville is only one man.

Good Mooning boys, Good Mooning!

- I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. - All right.

What the fuck is that?

The Lakers stink of desperation

They're playing like shit.

And we can grind them and the tempo of the game way down.

- Did we score? - Yeah, Billy Bob, we got the six.

I think it's time for you to go home.

Ima get fucked up

The crucified 11 -year-old living in my room.

hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come,

His scholarship to Florida State?

“How’s your stress level currently”