Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dani, did you start a cult? That’s so sweet

Fucking Kilmer? You're gonna let Kilmer win?

Wangers on the glass at the Alano Club?

All right, you ready to be on America's Hilarious Home Videos, or what?

Good Mooning Boys

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Yeah, they say this guy scratches hisself better than he throws the ball.

you're the only one that came and visited me in the hospital.

Oh, jeez! Come on!

Eagles Fans To Saquan

On Wednesday...

Andy Reid in the locker room

Nothing But Net! Nothing But Net!

Now I present you fans with this shinny new banner! Lets hear it!

That's my soldier, William Robert.

- Maybe you should go. - You can't make me leave.

In America we have laws,

and I got to watch it, and you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go home.

I'm about to fuck your pig! How about that?

Come on. I'm wearing underwear. It covers up the same as a bathing suit.

- Oh, no. - Let's see it, old man!

Look, you're gonna get out of West Canaan on your own.

You wanna see the new west Canaan end zone dance on whouis?

We’ll, there goes the season.

What are you doing? He's getting back in the game!

- Wendell? - Hey, what's up, Mox?

Come on, let's go!

But wait a minute, but I'm no eligible receiver though.

Stubby, leading 21 -17.

Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina.

Nah, Definitely a 10

Is this how u found it?

JUST CATCH THE BALL. LOOK, A BALL. I’M GONNA CATCH IT.

I'm the great and honorable El Ali Akbar Shabazz Da.

I thought you said Chicago wasn’t that good They ain’t

- Let's go. Let's go. - Well, there goes the season.

Hey, Mox, wait up.

- Break! - Break!

I thought you said Baylor wasn't that good.

Thanks. How much?

- Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny! - Knock off this here can.

I'm preparing to die for all of man's sins.

I will fear no faggots from Bingville.

Me every time a millennial gets "offended"

and they hurry up for the line of scrimmage. Look at all the receivers!

This is not the formation! That's not the formation!

Aren’t you gonna ask where he sat and if I knew him?

Lance toss me one son

Welcome to the booth. Do you have a few words for the folks?

MISS SHARON GETS NAKED

You all remember William Tell? Get up,Shark.

Shit Them Boys Is Having The Time Of Their Lives

Miss Davis' fat ass in my face, bouncing and...

Shit them ladys is having the time of their lives

MilitaryTimes: Study shows Navy is the fattest branch Navy: “You’re too fat Navy! Too slow and dumb!”

- Show them what you're made of. - Come on, Lance. Nail the can! Nail it!

If that needle goes anywhere near my leg

10....a fucking 10!

Man. I'm going to see him tomorrow.

Dog tired. It's my knee.

We were just kids, Mox!! Just kids.

Good moonin For my boys

Puckers the league

Yes, you will. That's a nice car on a teacher's salary.

Yeah, baby, take it off!

Come on kidddd you gotta earn it!!

Never show weakness. Never show weakness.

Gregg Santabarbara is Just One Man

When you’re not included in a guys’ trip.

Kilmer gonna eat his ass. Watch this. See?

Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Ready?

If that knee goes anywhere near his leg

- Bring it on. - These are from Brett.

Keep smiling, shithead.

Wendell got his ride to Grambling.

I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!

He tore something.

10. 3-15. 3-15. Go.

- Forty-yard scramble touchdown. - What a great run.

Button hook right on three. Hut! Hut! Hut!

Fireworks fireworks fireworks Explosions explosions explosions

What time are we going over tonight?

Kyle, what is it with the cross?

I tell you, these players nowadays, they just running around lawless.

Look, Darcy, the last thing I need right now is for anything to come between us.

Jackets are going for....

LORI GETS NAKED

They're gonna have to go back in there again in a few weeks.

Time of their lives

I been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question.

Things change, Mox l. You’re the starting quarterback now.

I swear Kilmer gets off on this. He's made your brother a god.

Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses

And Shark Drank Beers, Because, Well, Shark Drinks Beer

- Go, Mox, Go! - Go, Mox, Go!

I mean CODZ is only one man…. CNC teaches me more than I teach them…

Shit is fucked up.

Hope your bbq is fun! Is it fun? Is it?

And it's just accepted that as a member of American society,

- You go home. - I'm going home.

(Coke Bump of the finger) Yaaa that's Bobcats *crowd goes wild*

Things change, Mox.

Look, I'm going with my dad to see Lance. You wanna come?

Thirty-eight seconds left to go in the ball game. Gilroy with the lead 17 to 14.

I left a few hot dogs in there if y’all are hungry

PENIS, PENIS, PENIS

I just wanted to remind you of our little conversation.

- Can I go to the bathroom? - Please.

- He's chicken! - Yeah, he is a chicken.

- How'd you find me? - What the hell are you doing?

Is check Strapped To That Cross Again? - Yup.

I mean 3p is only one team, you know.

Cry me a river you fuckin baby You disgust me

Little Brooks Koepka crybaby?!

Well, maybe if you guys are running up the score, or what if Lance gets hurt?

Pat Neville is only one man

We got Knick knacks week 1, coincidence? I think not

I thought you said Elwood wasn't that good.

Tonight, We Beat New York.

Christopher 2024

Tonight, We Play Howell... Tonight, We Beat Howell....

We were nine. Remember this shit?

Here we go. Slot left, 35 dive.

I was in jail... watch dog sent me free

Coach Alf Let's get him another district championship!

I shall fear no faggots from Platte City

Shit them boys is having the time of their lives

All I’m thinking right now… Work 4 hours for the next 4 days of your life…

That needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, I swear to God, on my mother's grave, I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!