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(SIGHS)
Okay. That was a lot.
Well, you could've told me to wear a nice shirt.
I didn't organise my own intervention.
What about getting a pimple in your nostril?
and if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?
(CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)
Why? You used to internet date. What's the difference?
- What are you doing? - No, I'm paying.
Yep.
I'm not done listing bad things.
And just a touch of mackerel essence.
Mmm! My compliments to the chef.
Diabetes.
♪ Make my mamma turn another blind eye ♪
No, you are.
that's been ageing for 13 months.
- (SNIGGERS) - (ALAN) And this?
♪ Ooh ♪
Um... income inequality.
and make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses.
I don't like you walking around with all that rejection.
Why are you so desperate to have been bullied?
- Ohh! - (BOTH LAUGH)
No. No. (CHUCKLES)
Sometimes he'd turn up at my house unannounced.
(ROSE) It must be very vulnerable
♪ Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah ♪
So we began with a little flour and some butter,
I told you not to dress as a fairy.
Alan, sit down! (LAUGHS)
Not driving me to school in red tights seems easy enough.
How do my son and my ex-wife not know what my job is?
the only prerequisite I have for a friend.
It doesn't matter. But you've never seen anything like them.
I don't like you on these apps.
Vegans but not all the vegans, just quite a lot of them.
Oh, I'm not longing for him.
Lock up your daughters, everyone, 'cause Alan's here.
- Oh, he's doing it now. - (ROSE LAUGHS) Oh, no.
- Call me tomorrow. - (ALAN) won't book me a car?