Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not driving me to school in red tights seems easy enough.

I don't like you walking around with all that rejection.

I don't like you on these apps.

Um... income inequality.

Mmm! My compliments to the chef.

- (SNIGGERS) - (ALAN) And this?

I told you not to dress as a fairy.

Okay. That was a lot.

♪ Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah ♪

that's been ageing for 13 months.

I'm not done listing bad things.

Sometimes he'd turn up at my house unannounced.

(CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)

Why? You used to internet date. What's the difference?

Well, you could've told me to wear a nice shirt.

and if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?

And just a touch of mackerel essence.

♪ Make my mamma turn another blind eye ♪

the only prerequisite I have for a friend.

- Call me tomorrow. - (ALAN) won't book me a car?

Alan, sit down! (LAUGHS)

Lock up your daughters, everyone, 'cause Alan's here.

- What are you doing? - No, I'm paying.

- Oh, he's doing it now. - (ROSE LAUGHS) Oh, no.

and make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses.

What about getting a pimple in your nostril?

Oh, I'm not longing for him.

So we began with a little flour and some butter,

It doesn't matter. But you've never seen anything like them.

(ROSE) It must be very vulnerable

How do my son and my ex-wife not know what my job is?

I didn't organise my own intervention.

No. No. (CHUCKLES)

Why are you so desperate to have been bullied?

Vegans but not all the vegans, just quite a lot of them.

- Ohh! - (BOTH LAUGH)