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God, they're flash bathrooms.
♪ I left better behind I'll be fine... ♪
(QUIRKY PIANO MUSIC)
I'm a managerial consultant, Josh.
Oh, fuck.
your poor dad would just trip in one of the holes.
- How? - I'll put it on my credit card.
- Oh! It's a smelly one! - (LAUGHS)
"Should've been in the brochure."
Yeah, okay, I'm buying you and Mum a nice dinner, okay?
Have you found someone to rent Tom's room yet?
- Thanks, Mum. - (CHUCKLES)
- Thank you, Dan. - Zero oak.
Oh, my God, yeah, I have been doing squats, Dad. Thank you for noticing.
Where am I meeting people? There's no people.
- Hey? That could be cute. - I know how to do a face swap.
Oh, it was just so often, lovey.
Next time you send a video, get some skin out.
- Yeah, I can. - Mmm.
- Bit of stainless steel. - All right, all right.
- You should see the toilets. - No, I don't need to.
Costs the same whether you complain about it or not, okay?
Please tell me you didn't do it.
- Book two. - You can't book two Ubers.
I'm sorry for being shit.
Are you two all right?
So you think you'll stay together?
- (ROSE) No! - All right, okay.
And spices and pepper.
Yes, it's just that Tom's still in it.
No, this one's made entirely in steel,
Are you kidding?
some star anise and pistachios,
I think there were a number of reasons for the separation.
Just text her and tell her you're sorry, okay?