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If you keep talking about the hit-and-run, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Woah, looks like QE came early.
Santa should have wrapped it when he gave it early.
[choked] What the heck? What the hell's going on out there?
["Blending Soul" by Soul Blenders playing]
♪ And have another chance at life ♪
If I was a big old girl with a big burly vagina
that's from Angels and Archways.
♪ The skeletons will pull your hair ♪
I can't believe that.
♪ To turn into a man ♪
♪ The day Robert Palins shot me down ♪
we send an emoji. [scoffs]
'cause the cops said that, like, the people she hit
SHE’LL CALL YOUR DATE UP BUT NOT OFF
POPPERS! YO!
♪ All they want is another chance at life ♪
[Tim, choked] I propose a toast.
-Someone call the police! -Yeah, that's one idea.
♪ So are the worms ♪
And drive back To adidas hall!!
Well one of us is gonna have to do it
We can hang out and have a good time now.
Brian as in him or Brian as in me
I refused to give Santa a Christmas List because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything
You're fuckin dog shit!
That's why I'm so fucking sweaty
They aren’t like real people…they’re Hamas
Like a dish? From a cold winter’s night?!