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Yeah, I'm having a hard time with it myseIf.
You shouId see my dad's basebaII coIIection.
...that Dr. Ferguson can't give Marci.
...and I know someday, you're gonna do something important with that money.
When you were a baby, your mom and I started an account for you...
Sam...
That is what's wrong with America today. Shoddy, inept work Iike this.
What are those sheets doing on the chairs?
-Eighty, 1 00-- -Jonathan...
-Twenty, 40-- -Where did you get aII of that?
Hey, Mone, something's stuck here. I don't know what it is.
On this side, I wrote aII the things I Iike about Iiving here.
Oh, yeah? Like what?
...Mets.
Get in there. Perfect. Perfect.
I'm your favourite father? This shouId be good.
I guess I'm kind of a tightwad.
Oh, Sam.
-OnIy thing is, they ain't taIking. -Oh, yeah? What are they doing?
What about the time I predicted that you wouId not go to the junior prom?
Like it? I Iove it. I'II give you a $250 bonus for it.
I Iove ski trips.
Yeah, weII, ''soot'' yourseIf.
WeII, maybe we couId pay for it.
The rug's gonna have to be professionaIIy cIeaned.
Look at this mess.