Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's got crow's feet, but she works in a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules.

I'd nod in agreement, but, you know, I'm paralyzed.

Apparently, gorilla land.

I've gone out with girls that don't even have necks.

This calls for a toast.

you're not spending another night under my roof.

That's fine. I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10-foot pole.

You know, forman,

Uh-oh. I think your tailbone's out of whack.

Oh. You're with them.

Okay, so at my party tonight, I want everyone to give heartfelt speeches about me,

First you should be an amateur butt wiper.

That was clever.

I found a great apartment for janet meyers after her divorce.

That felt great.

Like, "Mr. Forman."

Eric, I can't believe that you crippled my angel, my pride and joy.

wow, you really sat on your ass.

That...that's so progressive.

How you doing, my little buttercup ?

taking me to the dentist.

You can call me mom now.

I'm so glad I graduated high school.